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These highly offensive retirement presents and rude leaving gifts are meticulously designed to bring a touch of dapper hostility to any farewell party. Stop pretending you will actually stay in touch and give them a funny farewell mug, a sarcastic \"sorry you are leaving\" gag gift, or a blunt breakup present that honestly expresses your profound relief.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"underwater-kite-flying-association-funny-mug","title":"The Underwater Kite Flying Association Office Mug | Sir Cucumber Dog","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThe Chairman has observed your daily routine and concluded that it closely resembles the plight of the vintage diver on this premium ceramic vessel. 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It silently communicates that your schedule is already entirely booked with ceiling fan aviation and avoiding the general public.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eIt is the definitive gift for lazy coworkers, exhausted introverts, or any friend who considers walking to the fridge a sufficient daily workout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial Composition:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium White Ceramic with full wrap print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAvailable Capacities:\u003c\/b\u003e 11 oz standard size and 15 oz oversized capacity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaintenance \u0026amp; Care:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Dishwasher and Microwave Safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign Theme:\u003c\/b\u003e Vintage Aviation, Introvert Humour, Lazy Extreme Sports, Sir Cucumber Dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIdeal Use Case:\u003c\/b\u003e Avoiding outdoor activities, funny introvert gifts, and surviving the weekend indoors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColonial Translation\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e(For our friends across the pond who struggle with extra vowels)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003eIf you want to \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003ehonor\u003c\/b\u003e your absolute refusal to go outside, this ceramic mug needs to be at the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"94\"\u003ecenter\u003c\/b\u003e of your coffee table. 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