How It Works

At Cucumber Dog, we make it easy (and hilarious) to shop for funny, rude, and weird designs on tees, mugs, baby items, and home decor. Here’s how we do it:

1. Pick Your Favorite Design

Scroll through our collection of quirky and outrageous designs to find the one that makes you laugh (or gasp) the most. Whether it’s for yourself or a gift, we’ve got something to shock and amuse.

2. Choose Your Item

Decide where you want your design to live—on a cozy hoodie, a cheeky mug, a baby onesie that raises eyebrows, or decor that sparks conversation at home.

3. We Print on Demand

When you place your order, we print your design right away! This means every item is custom-made just for you.

  • Why print on demand?
    • It’s more sustainable: No piles of unused stock sitting in a warehouse.
    • It lets us offer an endless variety of designs without waste.

4. Delivery Details at Checkout

Once you’ve picked your item and added it to the cart, you’ll see an estimated delivery time on the checkout page. We’ll keep you posted as your order makes its way to you.

5. Enjoy Your Unique Purchase

Get ready to turn heads, start conversations, or spark uncontrollable laughter. Your order will be one-of-a-kind—just like you!


Why Shop with Cucumber Dog?

  • Planet-Friendly: We only print what’s ordered, so no extra stock ends up in landfills.
  • Quirky Variety: From rude to weird, our designs are anything but boring.
  • High-Quality Printing: Vibrant colors and long-lasting designs make our products stand out.

Join the Cucumber Dog pack and bring some humor and weirdness into your life!