Muff Diver Black Glossy Mug

Muff Diver Black Glossy Mug

Dive face-first into your morning like a true legend with the Muff Diver Mug – the filthiest way to sip your brew. This rude mug is perfect for anyone who likes their coffee hot and their humour dirtier than a student flat. Whether you’re dragging yourself through a hangover or gearing up to deal with the idiots of the world, this naughty coffee mug delivers the laughs with every slurp.

Made from quality ceramic and finished in a sleek black gloss, it comes in two sizes – the 11oz for your average perv and the 15oz for those who like it longer and stronger. Ideal for birthdays, banter, and bold kitchen shelves, it’s the ultimate gag gift for anyone who doesn’t take life too seriously.

Looking for funny mugs UK? Want something rude and ridiculous? You’ve found it. This one’s loud, lewd, and 100% unapologetic – just like the legend sipping from it.

Product details:
• Ceramic coffee mug – built for filth and function
• Glossy black finish – bold and shiny like your search history
• 11 oz mug: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) tall, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• 15 oz mug: 4.7″ (12 cm) tall, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• NOT dishwasher or microwave safe – keep it hand-washed and full of filth
• Free UK shipping – yes, really. No faff, no hidden fees.

Each mug is made to order just for you – no dusty shelves, no mass-produced tat. That means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it helps cut waste and keeps things eco-friendlier (even if the humour isn’t). Thanks for keeping it cheeky and conscious.