{"product_id":"best-thing-that-ever-leaked-funny-fathers-day-mug","title":"The Ultimate Biological Flex: The Best Leaked Thing Mug","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eForget sentimental cards and heartfelt speeches. If you really want to thank your parents for your existence, you need to acknowledge the specific biological plumbing that made it possible. Sir Cucumber Dog has personally vetted this design for its combination of scientific accuracy and extreme social awkwardness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis mug is a crowning achievement for the favourite child who wants to remind their parents exactly how lucky they are that this specific \"leak\" worked out so well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy This Mug is a Masterpiece of Reproductive Humour\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eSet against a deep black glossy finish, the vibrant doodles and brutal honesty create a gift that is impossible to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Brutal Truth:\u003c\/b\u003e A daily reminder that you are the premium byproduct of a very specific moment in time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDoodle Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e The playful icons like the dripping tap and the treasure chest add a touch of whimsy to a deeply inappropriate sentiment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Favourite Child Trophy:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for the sibling who wants to assert dominance during the morning coffee run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eElite Branding:\u003c\/b\u003e Features the high end quality expected from the Cucumber Dog empire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTechnical Specifications for the Miracle Product\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003eWhether you are drinking away the shame or celebrating your status as the best leak ever, we have the size for you:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e11 oz Mug:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures 3.8 inches (9.6 cm) in height and 3.2 inches (8.2 cm) in diameter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e15 oz Mug:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures 4.7 inches (11.9 cm) in height and 3.3 inches (8.5 cm) in diameter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Build:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from high quality black ceramic that is lead and BPA free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDurability:\u003c\/b\u003e Dishwasher and microwave safe. Built to survive the heat of a parental argument.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFree UK Shipping:\u003c\/b\u003e Sir Cucumber Dog has graciously covered the postage. We will get this biological tribute to your door with zero extra faff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003ePicture the look on his face when he unwraps this. Whether it’s a funny Father’s Day gift, a birthday surprise, or just you choosing chaos on a random Tuesday, this mug delivers.\u003cbr\u003eFree UK shipping on all orders (yes, really). Each mug is made to order, so please allow a few extra days for printing and dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny rude dad mug is the perfect novelty gift in the UK for anyone who loves sarcastic humour, inappropriate jokes, and bold designs that stand out from the usual boring presents.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude \u0026 Funny Mugs, Tees, Door Mats \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":53011906756950,"sku":"7561814_9323","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":53011906789718,"sku":"7561814_9324","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-handle-on-right-69ce39fc0f860.jpg?v=1776354236","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/best-thing-that-ever-leaked-funny-fathers-day-mug","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}