{"product_id":"cucumber-dog-distressed-monocle-logo-white-hoodie","title":"Cucumber Dog Distressed Monocle Logo White Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eWear your disdain loudly, but make it vintage. This premium white hoodie features the towering, aggressively distressed Cucumber Dog typography in solid black, which is abruptly interrupted by the signature cucumber monocle and gold chain worn by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog. It is a bold, weathered design engineered for those who have spent years perfecting their corporate hostility and need a garment that accurately reflects their crumbling patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted with a 100 per cent cotton face and a 65 per cent ring-spun cotton, 35 per cent polyester blend for maximum warmth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDesign Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings, a structured 3-panel hood, and a self-fabric patch on the back for a premium finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCorporate Policy:\u003c\/b\u003e As our apparel is manufactured using a print on demand fulfillment process, we strictly limit returns and exchanges to damaged or defective items. We absolutely do not accept returns for a change of mind. Please consult the size chart carefully before placing your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColonial Translation\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUK:\u003c\/b\u003e Humour \/ Cosy \/ Colours \/ Centre \/ Behaviour \/ Favour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUS:\u003c\/b\u003e Humor \/ Cozy \/ Colors \/ Center \/ Behavior \/ Favor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":55379503874390,"sku":"2704912_10774","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":55379503907158,"sku":"2704912_10775","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":55379503939926,"sku":"2704912_10776","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":55379503972694,"sku":"2704912_10777","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":55379504005462,"sku":"2704912_10778","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/unisex-premium-pullover-hoodie-white-back-6aa9037f62ca1.jpg?v=1789461393","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/cucumber-dog-distressed-monocle-logo-white-hoodie","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}