{"product_id":"cucumber-dog-giant-typography-black-hoodie","title":"Cucumber Dog Bold Typography Black Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes you do not need a clever joke to make a statement. You just need massive, elongated letters that take up your entire torso. As showcased in the official design file cucumber dog large cream.jpg, this premium black hoodie features our signature towering typography stacked high and printed in our proprietary Cucumber Cream. Complete with our web address tucked right in the middle, it is the perfect uniform for anyone who wants to loudly advertise a sarcastic plush toy pug without having to actually explain it to strangers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted with a 100% cotton face, this hoodie is exceptionally soft on the outside while maintaining warmth and durability on the inside. Whether you are walking your own dog or aggressively avoiding social interaction at the pub, this heavy-duty layer has you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Technical Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eExterior:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% cotton face for a smooth, premium feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlend:\u003c\/b\u003e 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester for lasting shape and warmth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStorage:\u003c\/b\u003e Classic front pouch pocket to hide your hands or your snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetailing:\u003c\/b\u003e Self-fabric patch on the back and a structured 3-panel hood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Matching flat drawstrings to keep the aesthetic clean and uncluttered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColonial Translation (For Our US Audience):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHoodie:\u003c\/b\u003e Hooded Sweatshirt or Pullover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFront Pouch Pocket:\u003c\/b\u003e Kangaroo Pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMatching Flat Drawstrings:\u003c\/b\u003e Shoelace Drawcords.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePub:\u003c\/b\u003e Your local dive bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":55365049745750,"sku":"2721275_10779","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":55365049778518,"sku":"2721275_10780","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":55365049811286,"sku":"2721275_10781","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":55365049844054,"sku":"2721275_10782","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":55365049876822,"sku":"2721275_10783","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/unisex-premium-pullover-hoodie-black-back-6aa7f5ea18bb2.jpg?v=1789392380","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/cucumber-dog-giant-typography-black-hoodie","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}