{"product_id":"cucumber-dog-intertwined-luxury-monogram-white-hoodie","title":"Cucumber Dog Intertwined Luxury Monogram White Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eElevate your antisocial aesthetic with a touch of faux luxury. This premium white hoodie features a highly ornate, intertwined 'CD' monogram printed in our official Cucumber Green and outlined in Cucumber Cream. Look closely and you will discover that the intricate internal detailing is constructed entirely of miniature cucumber slices and formal bow ties. It is a cynical nod to prestigious heritage fashion houses, designed specifically for those who appreciate high-end aesthetics but completely reject high-end social interactions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted with a 100 per cent cotton face and a 65 per cent ring-spun cotton, 35 per cent polyester blend for maximum warmth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDesign Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings, a structured 3-panel hood, and a self-fabric patch on the back for a premium finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCorporate Policy:\u003c\/b\u003e As our apparel is manufactured using a print on demand fulfillment process, we strictly limit returns and exchanges to damaged or defective items. We absolutely do not accept returns for a change of mind. Please consult the size chart carefully before placing your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColonial Translation\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUK:\u003c\/b\u003e Humour \/ Cosy \/ Colours \/ Centre \/ Behaviour \/ Favour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUS:\u003c\/b\u003e Humor \/ Cozy \/ Colors \/ Center \/ Behavior \/ Favor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":55380836024662,"sku":"9205123_10774","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":55380836057430,"sku":"9205123_10775","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":55380836090198,"sku":"9205123_10776","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":55380836122966,"sku":"9205123_10777","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":55380836155734,"sku":"9205123_10778","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/unisex-premium-pullover-hoodie-white-back-6aa9144742b9e.jpg?v=1789465694","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/cucumber-dog-intertwined-luxury-monogram-white-hoodie","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}