{"product_id":"cucumber-dog-psychedelic-line-art-white-hoodie","title":"Cucumber Dog Psychedelic Line Art White Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eInduce a mild state of confusion in anyone walking behind you. This premium white hoodie features a hypnotic, topographical optical illusion on the back designed to deliberately disorient onlookers. Rendered entirely in our official Cucumber Green, the dizzying streetwear linework subtly conceals a 'CD' monogram and the silhouette of our Chief Judgement Officer, Sir Cucumber Dog. It is a masterpiece of passive-aggressive apparel, specifically engineered to ensure people look away before they even think about anything else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted with a 100 per cent cotton face and a 65 per cent ring-spun cotton, 35 per cent polyester blend for maximum warmth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDesign Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings, a structured 3-panel hood, and a self-fabric patch on the back for a premium finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCorporate Policy:\u003c\/b\u003e As our apparel is manufactured using a print-on-demand fulfillment process, we strictly limit returns and exchanges to damaged or defective items. We absolutely do not accept returns for a change of mind. Please consult the size chart carefully before placing your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColonial Translation\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUK:\u003c\/b\u003e Humour \/ Cosy \/ Colours \/ Centre \/ Behaviour \/ Favour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUS:\u003c\/b\u003e Humor \/ Cozy \/ Colors \/ Center \/ Behavior \/ Favor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":55379441287510,"sku":"8010090_10774","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":55379441320278,"sku":"8010090_10775","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":55379441353046,"sku":"8010090_10776","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":55379441385814,"sku":"8010090_10777","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":55379441418582,"sku":"8010090_10778","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/unisex-premium-pullover-hoodie-white-back-6aa901974fcc4.jpg?v=1789460906","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/cucumber-dog-psychedelic-line-art-white-hoodie","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}