{"product_id":"cucumber-dog-respectfully-no-graffiti-black-hoodie","title":"Cucumber Dog Respectfully No Graffiti Black Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe ultimate garment for establishing immediate boundaries. This premium black hoodie features the phrase \"RESPECTFULLY, NO.\" rendered in bold, street-style bubble graffiti. Printed in our official Cucumber Green with a stark Cucumber Cream outline, it is a highly legible and visually impactful way to decline social invitations, extra workload, and general human interaction. It is the perfect layer for anyone who considers \"no\" to be a complete sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted with a 100 per cent cotton face and a 65 per cent ring-spun cotton, 35 per cent polyester blend for maximum warmth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDesign Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings, a structured 3-panel hood, and a self-fabric patch on the back for a premium finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCorporate Policy:\u003c\/b\u003e As our apparel is manufactured using a print on demand fulfillment process, we strictly limit returns and exchanges to damaged or defective items. We absolutely do not accept returns for a change of mind. Please consult the size chart carefully before placing your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColonial Translation\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUK:\u003c\/b\u003e Humour \/ Cosy \/ Colours \/ Centre \/ Behaviour \/ Favour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUS:\u003c\/b\u003e Humor \/ Cozy \/ Colors \/ Center \/ Behavior \/ Favor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":55379147194710,"sku":"5940559_10779","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":55379147227478,"sku":"5940559_10780","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":55379147260246,"sku":"5940559_10781","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":55379147293014,"sku":"5940559_10782","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":55379147325782,"sku":"5940559_10783","price":77.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/unisex-premium-pullover-hoodie-black-back-6aa9000260c24.jpg?v=1789460500","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/cucumber-dog-respectfully-no-graffiti-black-hoodie","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}