{"product_id":"cucumber-dog-rowing-club-hoodie-vintage-bone","title":"Cucumber Dog Rowing Club Hoodie - Bone","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet ready to sit on the riverbank and watch everyone else do the heavy lifting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"84\"\u003eCucumber Dog Rowing Club Hoodie\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e in Vintage Bone pairs old-money collegiate prestige with absolute,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unadulterated apathy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring a clean left-chest crest and a bold back graphic printed via advanced DTF (Direct to Film) technology,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this hoodie delivers crisp graphics that hold their finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Under the supervision of Sir Cucumber Dog,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e our distinguished Chairman who prefers observing water sports strictly from the dry comfort of a clubhouse bar,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this is the ultimate everyday layering piece for the chronically unbothered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhy It Beats Your Basic Sweatshirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEveryday Comfort Feel:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Crafted from a comfortable mid-weight fleece that moves easily and cuts out the chill without feeling bulky or weighed down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUltra-Crisp Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Built with a 100% ring-spun cotton face so the Chairman's collegiate crest prints sharp,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e vibrant,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and clean.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUpgraded Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Features a structured 3-panel hood (no awkward pointy hood syndrome),\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e matching flat drawstrings,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and a clean modern drape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDaily Utility:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Classic front kangaroo pouch pocket to keep your hands warm,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e stash your phone,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or hide emergency snacks while avoiding small talk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eProduct Specifications \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColour:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Vintage Bone (styled with signature Cucumber Green and yellow accents)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial Blend:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 55% ring-spun cotton,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 45% polyester (featuring a 100% ring-spun cotton face for maximum softness)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric Weight:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 8.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5 oz.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\/yd.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e² (288.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 g\/m²)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Standard unisex streetwear fit - we recommend sizing up one full size for an oversized,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e relaxed look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Machine wash cold,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e inside out,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e with like colours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the fleece interior soft.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eColonial Translation (For Our North American Cousins)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRowing Club \/ Ivy League Pullover:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Classic collegiate hoodie built for looking athletic while doing absolutely zero cardiovascular exercise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLeft-Chest \u0026amp; Back Print:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Subtle branding on the front for polite company,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and a prominent statement piece on the back so people can read your boundaries as you walk away.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVintage Bone:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A rich,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e off-white heritage neutral that goes with everything from joggers to structured trousers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHow does this hoodie fit?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Our structured streetwear silhouettes feature a clean,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e tailored cut.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e If you prefer a baggy,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e relaxed fit,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e order one size up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhere do you ship?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We offer local fulfilment exclusively across the USA and Canada.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e All orders over $60 unlock free tracked shipping automatically at checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhat is the offensive rating?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 2\/5:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Passive Aggressive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for wearing to social gatherings where physical exertion or enthusiasm might accidentally be expected of you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CUCUMBER DOG","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":56266260054358,"sku":"5671035_20284","price":89.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":56266260087126,"sku":"5671035_20285","price":89.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":56266260119894,"sku":"5671035_20286","price":89.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":56266260152662,"sku":"5671035_20287","price":89.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":56266260185430,"sku":"5671035_20288","price":89.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":56266260218198,"sku":"5671035_20289","price":89.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/unisex-premium-pullover-hoodie-bone-front-6ae0e11c0cddc.jpg?v=1793122612","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/cucumber-dog-rowing-club-hoodie-vintage-bone","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Apparel, Athletic wear \u0026 Homeware","version":"1.0","type":"link"}