{"product_id":"current-mood-pretending-to-work-mug-funny-office-gift","title":"The Pretending to Work Ceramic Mug: Professional Loitering for the Elite","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eMost people call it career progression. Sir Cucumber Dog calls it a pathetic display of digital loitering. If you have spent more time refreshing your inbox than actually responding to it, you are in excellent, albeit lazy, company. This mug is the official uniform for anyone who has mastered the art of looking intensely busy while actually wondering what a pug does for a pension.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy This Mug is a Masterclass in Corporate Deception\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eFeaturing the Chairman himself dressed in his bespoke cucumber print suit and monocle, this design provides the exact level of judgement your workspace currently lacks. Set against a vibrant Cucumber green background, the bold white text makes it clear that you are not just working: you are \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"292\"\u003ePRETENDING TO WORK\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eJudgemental Aesthetics:\u003c\/b\u003e Sir Cucumber Dog is featured in high definition, squinting through his monocle at your open browser tabs and questionable search history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Strategic Founder:\u003c\/b\u003e The brand was born when our founder, Jason, decided that managing a rebellious skeleton was a full time job in itself. He realised that sitting in a comfortable chair and looking busy was a far superior career path. This mug is a tribute to that realization.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e Just because you are lazy does not mean your mug should be. Made from high quality ceramic that is lead and BPA free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Waste Production:\u003c\/b\u003e We make these on demand to avoid the clutter of overproduction. It is a thoughtful approach that the Chairman finds tolerable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTechnical Specifications for the Discerning Loafer\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eWhether you need a small dose of caffeine or a massive bucket of tea to get through your fake meetings, we have you covered:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e11 oz Mug:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures 3.8 inches (9.6 cm) in height and 3.2 inches (8.2 cm) in diameter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e15 oz Mug:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures 4.7 inches (11.9 cm) in height and 3.3 inches (8.5 cm) in diameter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDurability:\u003c\/b\u003e Both sizes are dishwasher and microwave safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFree UK Shipping:\u003c\/b\u003e Sir Cucumber Dog has graciously covered the delivery cost. We will get your new favourite mug to your doorstep without any extra faff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude \u0026 Funny Mugs, Tees, Door Mats \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":52788673249622,"sku":"3424714_1320","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":52788673282390,"sku":"3424714_4830","price":19.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-69b00b9c8d325.jpg?v=1776441618","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/current-mood-pretending-to-work-mug-funny-office-gift","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}