{"product_id":"deep-ploughing-rude-gardening-innuendo-mug","title":"Deep Ploughing | Funny Rude Botanical Innuendo Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the botanical disappointment department. This premium ceramic vessel features a deeply unsatisfied retro housewife critiquing a lacklustre gardening effort, accompanied by the devastatingly weaponised phrase \"I specifically requested a deep ploughing, but he barely scratched my flowerbed.\" It is the ultimate morning chalice for anyone who appreciates aggressive double entendres and thoroughly tilled soil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Botanical Innuendo Hub\u003c\/b\u003e This ceramic asset targets the highly lucrative rude gardening sector. We entirely reject subtle humour in favour of blatant agricultural disappointment. It is the perfect vessel for surviving tedious garden centre trips, enduring subpar domestic efforts, or simply making your partner deeply uncomfortable over a cup of tea. Formally endorsed by Sir Cucumber Dog, who expects nothing less than a thoroughly excavated flowerbed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTargeted Gifting Solutions\u003c\/b\u003e We provide logistical solutions for the chronically unsatisfied. This rude mug serves as the perfect low budget, high impact gift for a cheeky best friend, a deeply sarcastic relative, or anyone whose entire personality revolves around making highly offensive horticultural jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium Ceramic Construction\u003c\/b\u003e We absolutely refuse to print our suggestive humour on inferior drinkware. This vessel is built to strict premium specifications, ensuring your domestic grievances are displayed on the highest quality canvas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStructural Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from 100 per cent premium white ceramic to withstand the daily grind of domestic innuendo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVolumetric Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in two distinct sizes of liquid cheek: the standard 11 oz for quick coffees, and the heavy duty 15 oz for prolonged suggestive sipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThermal Endurance:\u003c\/b\u003e Fully microwave and dishwasher safe. Your deep ploughing graphic will not fade under extreme heat or aggressive scrubbing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCorporate Compliance:\u003c\/b\u003e When someone asks how your garden is doing, take a long sip from this mug, sigh heavily, and tag @thecucumberdog on Instagram using #thecucumberdog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eColonial Translation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUK:\u003c\/b\u003e Humour \/ Favour \/ Behaviour \/ Colours \/ Ploughing \/ Centre \/ Lacklustre\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUS:\u003c\/b\u003e Humor \/ Favor \/ Behavior \/ Colors \/ Plowing \/ Center \/ Lackluster\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sir Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":55025140629846,"sku":"6032834_1320","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":55025140662614,"sku":"6032834_4830","price":19.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/Deep_Ploughing__Funny_Rude_Botanical_Innuendo_Ceramic_Mug.png?v=1787050274","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/deep-ploughing-rude-gardening-innuendo-mug","provider":"Sir Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}