{"product_id":"ding-dong-the-bitch-is-gone-rude-pug-mug","title":"Ding Dong The Bitch Is Gone | Funny Rude Pug Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the liberation and celebration department. This premium white ceramic mug features our Chief Judgement Officer, Sir Cucumber Dog, giving a royal thumbs up alongside the bold declaration: \"DING DONG... THE BITCH IS GONE!\" It is the ultimate morning ritual uniform for anyone who appreciates triumphant humour, retro aesthetics, and making colleagues read questionable sentiments out loud across the office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Ultimate Victory Lap\u003c\/b\u003e This drinkware asset targets the highly lucrative celebratory novelty sector. We entirely reject boring, plain kitchenware in favour of classic vintage aesthetics, gold accents, and blunt, sarcastic declarations suitable for any significant departure. It is the perfect vessel for coffee, tea, or a celebratory beverage of your choosing. Formally endorsed by Sir Cucumber Dog, who expects absolute precision and proper celebration of successful endings in all caffeine operations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTargeted Gifting Solutions\u003c\/b\u003e We provide logistical solutions for the chronically inappropriate. This rude celebration mug serves as the perfect low budget, high impact gift for a newly single best friend, a colleague celebrating a job transition, or anyone marking the end of a particularly tiresome era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium Drinkware Specifications \u0026amp; Construction\u003c\/b\u003e We absolutely refuse to print our humorous designs on inferior materials. This mug is built to strict ceramic standards, ensuring your office cheek is displayed on the highest quality canvas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from 100 per cent durable white ceramic with a comfortable C-handle for a sturdy, premium grip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCapacity \u0026amp; Dimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in two sizes. The 11 oz. version stands 9.6 cm tall (8.2 cm diameter), while the heavy-duty 15 oz. version stands 11.9 cm tall (8.5 cm diameter) for those who require extra caffeine to handle the celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSafety Standards:\u003c\/b\u003e Completely lead-free, BPA-free, and fully safe for daily microwave and dishwasher use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCorporate Compliance:\u003c\/b\u003e When a colleague asks about your mug in the breakroom, take a slow sip, maintain unblinking eye contact, point directly to Sir Cucumber Dog, and tag @thecucumberdog on Instagram using #thecucumberdog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eColonial Translation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUK:\u003c\/b\u003e Humour \/ Favour \/ Behaviour \/ Colours \/ Cheeky\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUS:\u003c\/b\u003e Humor \/ Favor \/ Behavior \/ Colors \/ Sassy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":53905241047382,"sku":"3021363_1320","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":53905241080150,"sku":"3021363_4830","price":18.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/Ding_Dong_The_Bitch_Is_Gone_Funny_Farewell_Mug.png?v=1787671068","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/ding-dong-the-bitch-is-gone-rude-pug-mug","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}