{"product_id":"fiddling-with-his-hose-rude-gardening-innuendo-mug","title":"Fiddling With His Hose | Funny Rude Botanical Innuendo Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the domestic frustration department. This premium ceramic vessel features a manic retro housewife wielding garden shears over a tangled, leaking mess, accompanied by the highly weaponised phrase \"I told him to prune the bushes, but he spent the entire afternoon fiddling with his hose.\" It is the ultimate morning chalice for anyone who appreciates aggressive double entendres and absolute male incompetence in the garden.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Botanical Innuendo Hub\u003c\/b\u003e This ceramic asset targets the highly lucrative rude domestic sector. We entirely reject supportive partnerships in favour of blatant horticultural frustration. It is the perfect vessel for surviving tedious weekend DIY projects, enduring garden centre trips, or simply making your partner deeply uncomfortable over a cup of tea. Formally endorsed by Sir Cucumber Dog, who expects maximum efficiency and zero fiddling during property maintenance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTargeted Gifting Solutions\u003c\/b\u003e We provide logistical solutions for the chronically disappointed. This rude mug serves as the perfect low budget, high impact gift for a cheeky best friend, a deeply sarcastic relative, or a spouse whose garden maintenance skills are entirely non-existent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium Ceramic Construction\u003c\/b\u003e We absolutely refuse to print our suggestive humour on inferior drinkware. This vessel is built to strict premium specifications, ensuring your domestic grievances are displayed on the highest quality canvas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStructural Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from 100 per cent premium white ceramic to withstand the daily grind of dealing with fools.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVolumetric Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in two distinct sizes of liquid cheek: the standard 11 oz for quick coffees, and the heavy duty 15 oz for prolonged suggestive sipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThermal Endurance:\u003c\/b\u003e Fully microwave and dishwasher safe. Your botanical frustration graphic will not fade under extreme heat or aggressive scrubbing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCorporate Compliance:\u003c\/b\u003e When someone asks if the gardening is finished, take a long sip from this mug, sigh heavily, and tag @thecucumberdog on Instagram using #thecucumberdog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eColonial Translation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUK:\u003c\/b\u003e Humour \/ Favour \/ Behaviour \/ Colours \/ Centre \/ Fiddling \/ Non-existent\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUS:\u003c\/b\u003e Humor \/ Favor \/ Behavior \/ Colors \/ Center \/ Messing around \/ Nonexisten\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sir Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":55025216356694,"sku":"8664513_1320","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":55025216389462,"sku":"8664513_4830","price":19.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/Fiddling_With_His_Hose__Funny_Rude_Botanical_Innuendo_Ceramic_Mug.png?v=1787049364","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/fiddling-with-his-hose-rude-gardening-innuendo-mug","provider":"Sir Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}