{"product_id":"forgotten-anything-funny-indoor-mat","title":"FORGOTTEN ANYTHING? Essential Indoor Check-Out Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003eAre you searching for rude door mats UK to keep your household in check? The 'Forgotten Anything?' funny indoor door mat from Cucumber Dog delivers exactly that. Measuring 60 x 40 cm with a sturdy non slip rubber base, this novelty door mat protects your floors while reminding everyone of their sheer incompetence right before they leave the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA boring welcome mat is a wasted opportunity. Let our Chief Judgement Officer, Sir Cucumber Dog, serve as the final sarcastic checkpoint before anyone walks out the front door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis highly passive aggressive indoor mat asks the ultimate question: \u003ci\u003eForgotten anything?\u003c\/i\u003e Whether it is their keys, their wallet, or their remaining shred of dignity, this mat is the perfect sarcastic homeware addition for anyone who is tired of answering that exact question. Designed to perfectly complement our signature Cucumber Green and Cucumber Cream aesthetic, because apparently, being slightly hostile does not mean you cannot protect your carpets in style at the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBrand:\u003c\/b\u003e Cucumber Dog\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 60 x 40 cm overall size (57 x 37 cm printable area)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBase Material:\u003c\/b\u003e Highly durable, non slip rubber to survive heavy household foot traffic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlacement:\u003c\/b\u003e Designed strictly for indoor use (hallways, utility rooms, or right by the front door for maximum guilt tripping)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColonial Translation (For Our Lost US Visitors)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eForgotten Anything:\u003c\/b\u003e Did you forget something?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIndoor Mat:\u003c\/b\u003e An entryway rug or mudroom mat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUtility Room:\u003c\/b\u003e Laundry room or mudroom. \u003ci\u003e(Please note: While we appreciate your interest in British sarcasm, this specific mat is currently shipping exclusively within the UK).\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude \u0026 Funny Mugs, Tees, Door Mats \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":52291159327062,"sku":"DOOR-MAT","price":31.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/FORGOTTEN_ANYTHING_Essential_Indoor_Check-Out_Mat.png?v=1787665334","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/forgotten-anything-funny-indoor-mat","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}