{"product_id":"funny-enormous-infant-head-mum-mug","title":"Sir Cucumber Dog Enormous Infant Head Mum Ceramic Mug | Cucumber Dog","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThis ceramic mug is the ultimate unapologetic apology for mothers everywhere. Available in both 11 oz and 15 oz sizes, it features Sir Cucumber Dog tipping his top hat alongside a distressingly accurate message about pelvic floors. It provides the perfect vessel for her morning brew and a daily reminder of your massive infant cranium.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Sophisticated Carnage Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e11 oz or 15 oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Choose the standard 11 oz for a regular morning regret, or the 15 oz for days when she needs extra caffeine to temporarily repair the psychological damage of raising you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSir Cucumber Dog Artwork:\u003c\/b\u003e Our signature pug dressed in his finest cucumber-print suit, yellow bow tie, and cucumber monocle, offering his most sincere condolences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because the woman has already suffered enough cleaning up after you for the last two decades.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDistressed Typography:\u003c\/b\u003e A vintage text effect printed in our signature Cucumber Green to look professional while being profoundly inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% White Ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSizes:\u003c\/b\u003e 11 oz (0.33 l) and 15 oz (0.44 l)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrinting Method:\u003c\/b\u003e High contrast dye sublimation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColonial Translation\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"21\"\u003e(For our friends across the pond who struggle with extra vowels)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eTo \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003ehonor\u003c\/b\u003e the absolute physical destruction you caused your mother, gifting this ceramic mug is your best \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"105\"\u003edefense\u003c\/b\u003e against the resentful \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"135\"\u003ebehavior\u003c\/b\u003e of a parent in your digital \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"172\"\u003eneighborhood\u003c\/b\u003e. Placing this aggressively honest apology right in the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"240\"\u003ecenter\u003c\/b\u003e of her kitchen ensures your massive head remains a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"298\"\u003efavorite\u003c\/b\u003e topic of conversation, preventing your Mother's Day gift from being as forgettable as a bad movie at a local \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"416\"\u003etheater\u003c\/b\u003e. \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"425\"\u003e(Note: Be sure to address it to \"Mom\" when shipping stateside).\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWill the distressed text look blurry on the mug?\u003c\/b\u003e No. The distressed texture on the word \"MUM\" is a deliberate design choice that sublimates cleanly onto ceramic, giving it a premium, vintage aesthetic without losing legibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIs the design printed on both sides?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes. The brutal apology is visible whether she is left handed, right handed, or aggressively gripping the 15 oz mug with both hands to prevent herself from screaming.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":54022302073174,"sku":"6756940_1320","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":54022302105942,"sku":"6756940_4830","price":19.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/11oz-funny-mum-apology-ceramic-mug.jpg?v=1780486857","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/funny-enormous-infant-head-mum-mug","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}