{"product_id":"i-am-the-reason-my-sibling-is-crying-kids-tee","title":"I Am The Reason My Sibling Is Crying Kids Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Domestic Warfare Division\u003c\/b\u003e Welcome to the junior chaos department. This 100% organic white tee introduces the world to your youngest family member's core life mission via a grinning red devil graphic and bold retro lettering. Featuring the completely unapologetic statement \"I am the reason my sibling is crying,\" it entirely rejects wholesome family values in favour of unadulterated sibling warfare. It is the ultimate garment for children who measure their daily success entirely by how many tears they can extract from the older generation before bedtime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/b\u003e We absolutely refuse to wrap junior demons in inferior textiles. This youth garment is built to strict premium specifications using our global network of bespoke print facilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton (Single jersey, 4.57 oz\/yd² or 155 g\/m²), meaning it is completely free of pesticides and softer than your fading parental patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium fit with set-in sleeves, allowing for maximum agility while evading parental discipline in the hallway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDurability:\u003c\/b\u003e Finished with a 1x1 rib at the collar, narrow double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems, plus self-fabric neck tape (inside the back of the neck) to withstand aggressive playground wear and frequent laundering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGlobal Fulfillment:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed and routed locally, meaning faster delivery times whether your household is currently in meltdown in the UK or the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCorporate Compliance\u003c\/b\u003e When another parent asks why your offspring wears their malice so openly, maintain unbroken eye contact and submit the household evidence to our administrative peasantry by tagging \u003cb\u003e@thecucumberdog\u003c\/b\u003e on Instagram using \u003cb\u003e#thecucumberdog\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed to outfit the entire warring household in matching hostility? Explore our adult sizes in the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/collections\/rude-sarcastic-t-shirts\" title=\"rude and sarcastic t-shirts\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRude and sarcastic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003e T-Shirts\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e collection, or pick up a coping mechanism from our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/collections\/cheeky-offensive-mugs\" title=\"cheeky and offensive mugs\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCheeky \u0026amp; Offensive Mugs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e directory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColonial Translation\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBritish English:\u003c\/b\u003e Sibling \/ Pushchair \/ Nappy \/ Mum\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAmerican English \/ Colonial:\u003c\/b\u003e Sibling \/ Stroller \/ Diaper \/ Mom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eContext:\u003c\/b\u003e A premium youth garment designed to ensure every family gathering is instantly derailed on both sides of the Atlantic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBODY LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST WIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3-4\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5-6\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e7-8\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e9-11\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e12-13\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","offers":[{"title":"3-4","offer_id":54568652374358,"sku":"3634666_12327","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5-6","offer_id":54568652407126,"sku":"3634666_12328","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"7-8","offer_id":54568652439894,"sku":"3634666_12329","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"9-11","offer_id":54568652472662,"sku":"3634666_12330","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"12-13","offer_id":54568652505430,"sku":"3634666_12331","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/Sibling_Terror__Organic_Kids_Tee.png?v=1787570095","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/i-am-the-reason-my-sibling-is-crying-kids-tee","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}