{"product_id":"i-did-debbie-in-dallas-vintage-rude-funny-mug","title":"I Did Debbie in Dallas | Vintage Rude Funny Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the corporate HR warning department. This premium white ceramic mug features a masterfully illustrated 1978 cheerleader and Dallas skyline graphic, finished with the unforgettable sign-off: \"It is not what you think!\" It is the ultimate morning ritual uniform for anyone who appreciates retro aesthetics, 1970s pop culture, and making colleagues read questionable sentences out loud across the office kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Retro Innuendo Hub\u003c\/b\u003e This drinkware asset targets the highly lucrative rude novelty sector. We entirely reject boring, plain kitchenware in favour of classic vintage aesthetics coupled with blatant adult humour. It is the perfect vessel for morning coffee, afternoon tea, or simply enduring endless meetings with maximum sarcastic confidence. Formally endorsed by Sir Cucumber Dog, who expects absolute traditional excellence and proper workplace scandal in all caffeine operations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTargeted Gifting Solutions\u003c\/b\u003e We provide logistical solutions for the chronically inappropriate. This vintage rude mug serves as the perfect low budget, high impact gift for a cheeky best friend, a deeply sarcastic coworker, or a partner who fancies themselves a connoisseur of retro pop culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium Drinkware Specifications \u0026amp; Construction\u003c\/b\u003e We absolutely refuse to print our humorous designs on inferior materials. This mug is built to strict ceramic standards, ensuring your office cheek is displayed on the highest quality canvas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from 100 per cent durable white ceramic with a comfortable C-handle for a sturdy, premium grip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCapacity \u0026amp; Dimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in two sizes. The 11 oz. version stands 9.6 cm tall (8.2 cm diameter), while the heavy-duty 15 oz. version stands 11.9 cm tall (8.5 cm diameter) for those who require extra caffeine to handle the morning judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSafety Standards:\u003c\/b\u003e Completely lead-free, BPA-free, and fully safe for daily microwave and dishwasher use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCorporate Compliance:\u003c\/b\u003e When a colleague asks about your mug in the breakroom, take a slow sip, maintain unblinking eye contact, point directly to the wrap-around artwork, and tag @thecucumberdog on Instagram using #thecucumberdog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eColonial Translation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUK:\u003c\/b\u003e Humour \/ Favour \/ Behaviour \/ Colours \/ Cheeky\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUS:\u003c\/b\u003e Humor \/ Favor \/ Behavior \/ Colors \/ Sassy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude \u0026 Funny Mugs, Tees, Door Mats \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":53091844522326,"sku":"5213761_1320","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":53091844555094,"sku":"5213761_4830","price":19.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/I_Did_Debbie_in_Dallas__Vintage_Rude_Funny_Ceramic_Mug.png?v=1787667763","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/i-did-debbie-in-dallas-vintage-rude-funny-mug","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}