{"product_id":"i-dont-like-you-white-mug","title":"Cucumber Dog \"I Don't Like You\" Mug | Rude Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHonesty is the best policy. Usually.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eSome mornings, you just need to let the world know exactly where they stand before you’ve even finished your first coffee. This \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"128\"\u003eCucumber Dog\u003c\/b\u003e mug features the iconic \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"165\"\u003eSir Cucumber Dog\u003c\/b\u003e in his signature green suit, delivering the blunt, sarcastic message that everyone else is thinking, but only you (and the pug) are brave enough to say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhether it’s for the office, the kitchen, or as a gift for that one person who appreciates a bit of \"rude and funny\" humor, this mug is the ultimate conversation starter (or finisher).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eWhy it’s better than your average mug:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSir Cucumber Dog Approved:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality print featuring the most judgmental pug in the business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTwo Sizes for Two Moods:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in a standard \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"49\"\u003e11 oz\u003c\/b\u003e for a quick caffeine hit, or a massive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"94\"\u003e15 oz\u003c\/b\u003e for those days when \"I don't like you\" needs to last all morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt for Real Life:\u003c\/b\u003e Dishwasher and microwave safe. Because \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"60\"\u003eSir Cucumber Dog\u003c\/b\u003e doesn't expect you to do the washing up by hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSafe for Humans:\u003c\/b\u003e Lead and BPA-free ceramic, ensuring your sarcasm remains the only toxic thing in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eCrafted to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eAt \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eCucumber Dog\u003c\/b\u003e, we don’t believe in dusty warehouses. Your mug is created specifically for you the moment you order it. This reduces waste and ensures your \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"157\"\u003efunny pug gift\u003c\/b\u003e arrives fresh and ready to offend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFree UK Shipping.\u003c\/b\u003e Sir Cucumber Dog covers the delivery costs on every single order. No hidden fees, just zero bullsh*t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude \u0026 Funny Mugs, Tees, Door Mats \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":52779887427926,"sku":"6741091_1320","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-69aec12f6e722.jpg?v=1776700214","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/i-dont-like-you-white-mug","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}