{"product_id":"i-tried-being-normal-mug-funny-sarcastic-gift","title":"\"I Tried Being Normal\" Mug | Funny Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAdmit it: you gave \"normal\" a go once and it was a total nightmare. If you prefer a bit of character over conformity, this is the daily reminder that your eccentricities are your best feature. Being ordinary is, quite frankly, exhausting. Sir Cucumber Dog is here to make sure you never have to try it again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVisual Description: The Pug with Elegant Disdain\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThis high-gloss white ceramic mug features the one and only \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"60\"\u003eSir Cucumber Dog\u003c\/b\u003e. Our iconic plush toy pug mascot is looking particularly unimpressed in his tailored Cucumber green suit, yellow bow tie, and signature cucumber monocle. Framed by bold typography, the message is clear: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"280\"\u003e\"I TRIED BEING NORMAL. WORST 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE!\"\u003c\/b\u003e It is a design that delivers maximum judgemental energy to anyone in your line of sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This Mug\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhether you are navigating a tedious office meeting or hiding from the world at home, let the pug do the talking. Simply tilt the mug to reveal your truth to the room, sip your tea, and celebrate the fact that you survived those five minutes of being ordinary. It is the perfect vessel for anyone who prefers their caffeine with a side of elegant disdain and a cold, hard truth about fitting in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Highlights \u0026amp; Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTwo Sizes for Every Mood:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in a standard \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"50\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/b\u003e for a classic brew or a generous \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"88\"\u003e15oz\u003c\/b\u003e for those mornings when you need extra strength to face the \"normal\" world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIconic Mascot Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Expertly printed to ensure the signature Cucumber green and Cucumber cream palette stays vibrant and sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEffortless Upkeep:\u003c\/b\u003e This dishwasher and microwave safe coffee cup ensures you have better things to do than stand at the sink performing manual labour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eToxic-Free Sipping:\u003c\/b\u003e Enjoy your brew in premium ceramic that is completely lead and BPA-free for a cleaner, safer experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSustainable Crafting:\u003c\/b\u003e Each unique mug is created specifically for you the moment you order, reducing waste and bypassing the soul-crushing boredom of mass production.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWho Is It For?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Eccentric Soul:\u003c\/b\u003e For the person who has always been a bit \"different\" and is fiercely proud of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Pug Obsessive:\u003c\/b\u003e A sophisticated upgrade from the usual dog-themed gifts, featuring a plush pug with a monocle and a mission.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Sarcastic Office Worker:\u003c\/b\u003e The ideal companion for the colleague who is one tedious meeting away from a total meltdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude \u0026 Funny Mugs, Tees, Door Mats \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":52789558772054,"sku":"7419443_1320","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":52789558804822,"sku":"7419443_4830","price":19.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-69b0181e48e43.jpg?v=1776440883","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/i-tried-being-normal-mug-funny-sarcastic-gift","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}