{"product_id":"if-cats-could-send-birthday-cards-funny-mug","title":"If Cats Could Send Birthday Cards Funny Mug | 11oz \u0026 15oz","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThe Chairman respects the feline community for one specific reason: their absolute, unwavering dedication to apathy. Humans foolishly believe their pets care about their annual milestones. This premium ceramic vessel shatters that delusion with spectacular accuracy, providing the perfect sarcastic gift for the realist in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003ePresenting the \"If Cats Could Send Birthday Cards... They Wouldn't\" mug. It serves as the ultimate truth bomb for any cat enthusiast and a stark reminder of your actual place in the household hierarchy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Anatomy of Feline Apathy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIn the modern era of gifting, we do not simply sell drink ware. We provide highly relatable reality checks disguised as premium office accessories, designed specifically to filter out the overly sentimental.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eExquisitely Defeatist Artwork:\u003c\/b\u003e Features The Chairman sitting in quiet solidarity alongside a deeply unbothered ginger feline, complete with a completely unsent paw print greeting card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDual Capacity Options:\u003c\/b\u003e Choose the standard \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"43\"\u003e11 oz\u003c\/b\u003e size for a quick morning brew, or the substantial \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"99\"\u003e15 oz\u003c\/b\u003e vessel for drowning your sorrows when your cat ignores you all day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Ceramic Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Built with a smooth, high quality finish to withstand both scalding hot tea and the icy chill of a feline's rejection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEffortless Maintenance:\u003c\/b\u003e Fully microwave and dishwasher safe. 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