{"product_id":"neatly-trimmed-bush-rude-gardening-innuendo-mug","title":"Neatly Trimmed Bush | Funny Rude Botanical Innuendo Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the suggestive horticulture department. This premium ceramic vessel features a pristine retro housewife delivering a highly weaponised wink alongside the phrase \"I take great pride in keeping a neatly trimmed bush.\" It is the ultimate morning chalice for anyone who appreciates aggressive double entendres and impeccably maintained topiary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ehe Botanical Innuendo Hub\u003c\/b\u003e This ceramic asset targets the highly lucrative rude gardening sector. We entirely reject subtle humour in favour of blatant botanical suggestions. It is the perfect vessel for surviving tedious neighbourhood association meetings, enduring garden centre trips, or simply making your in-laws deeply uncomfortable over a cup of tea. Formally endorsed by Sir Cucumber Dog, who appreciates a well manicured lawn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTargeted Gifting Solutions\u003c\/b\u003e We provide logistical solutions for the chronically inappropriate. This rude mug serves as the perfect low budget, high impact gift for a cheeky best friend, a deeply sarcastic relative, or anyone whose entire personality revolves around making offensive gardening jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium Ceramic Construction\u003c\/b\u003e We absolutely refuse to print our suggestive humour on inferior drinkware. This vessel is built to strict premium specifications, ensuring your botanical pride is displayed on the highest quality canvas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStructural Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from 100% premium white ceramic to withstand the daily grind of domestic innuendo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVolumetric Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in two distinct sizes of liquid cheek: the standard 11 oz for quick coffees, and the heavy duty 15 oz for prolonged suggestive sipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThermal Endurance:\u003c\/b\u003e Fully microwave and dishwasher safe. Your neatly trimmed bush will not fade under extreme heat or aggressive scrubbing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCorporate Compliance:\u003c\/b\u003e When a neighbour compliments your actual garden, take a long sip from this mug, deliver a knowing wink, and tag @thecucumberdog on Instagram using #thecucumberdog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eColonial Translation\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUK:\u003c\/b\u003e Humour \/ Favour \/ Behaviour \/ Colours \/ Neighbourhood \/ Centre\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUS:\u003c\/b\u003e Humor \/ Favor \/ Behavior \/ Colors \/ Neighborhood \/ Center\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sir Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":55000780439894,"sku":"9215927_1320","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":55000780472662,"sku":"9215927_4830","price":19.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-6a816ba7a6e44.jpg?v=1786866636","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/neatly-trimmed-bush-rude-gardening-innuendo-mug","provider":"Sir Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}