{"product_id":"nocturnal-sunbathing-union-funny-mug","title":"The Nocturnal Sunbathing Union Mug | Sir Cucumber Dog","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThe Chairman has observed the incredibly fragile constitution of certain individuals when exposed to even a mild ray of sunshine. For the pale, the ginger, and the chronically indoor oriented, the sun is not a source of joy; it is a deadly laser.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003ePresenting the official mug of the Nocturnal Sunbathing Union. This premium ceramic vessel is the ultimate desk accessory for anyone who views a sunny day as a personal threat and firmly believes that Factor 100 sun cream is merely a starting point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Anatomy of Absolute Avoidance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWe do not simply sell drink ware. We provide highly relatable coping mechanisms designed to filter out annoyingly enthusiastic sun worshippers and attract those who appreciate the safety of the shadows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eExquisitely Defeatist Artwork:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a brilliantly detailed illustration of a ginger man lounging on a deckchair under a crescent moon, proudly clutching his Factor 100 sun cream. The motto \"The Shade is Real\" frames the bottom, perfectly encapsulating your avoidance strategy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDual Capacity Options:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in a standard \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"47\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/b\u003e size for a quick dose of morning caffeine, or a substantial \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"112\"\u003e15oz\u003c\/b\u003e size for those who require extra hydration after actively dodging the daylight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Ceramic Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Built with a smooth, high quality finish to withstand both scalding hot tea and the crushing social pressure to \"go outside and enjoy the weather.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEffortless Maintenance:\u003c\/b\u003e Fully microwave and dishwasher safe. After a long night of nocturnal sunbathing, manually washing a cup is an insult to your energy levels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBespoke Production:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly printed to order, ensuring your new vessel arrives freshly made and completely free of vulgar warehouse dust.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhat makes these funny ginger mugs the best gift for the sun-averse?\u003c\/b\u003e Our Nocturnal Sunbathing Union design is the ultimate badge of honor for those who fear the daylight. It features a detailed illustration of a ginger man enjoying the moonlit shade. It is the perfect way to signal your membership in the league of the chronically indoor-oriented.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIs the \"The Shade is Real\" artwork durable?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes, it is. We use a high quality bespoke printing process to ensure the design remains crisp and vibrant. Whether you are drinking scalding hot tea or ice-cold water while hiding from the sun, the artwork will not peel or fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCan I put this premium ceramic vessel in the dishwasher?\u003c\/b\u003e Absolutely. After a long night of nocturnal sunbathing, we know you lack the energy for manual labor. This mug is fully microwave and dishwasher safe. It is designed to withstand high temperatures and social isolation with ease.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhat sizes are available for this specific design?\u003c\/b\u003e We offer two substantial options. Choose the 11 oz size for a quick caffeine hit. 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