{"product_id":"proof-evolution-can-go-backwards-funny-colleague-mug","title":"Proof Evolution Can Go Backwards | Funny Colleague Mug","description":"Are you entirely exhausted by colleagues who struggle with basic logic? We have formally documented your despair. This premium ceramic mug serves as a highly functional biological warning sign for your office desk, designed to keep the intellectually challenged at a safe and manageable distance.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe artwork utilises our signature Exhibition Split layout. On the outward facing panel, the brutal quote \"PROOF EVOLUTION CAN GO BACKWARDS\" is printed vertically against a dark, tonal pug pattern. Dividing the mug perfectly down the centre is a strict vertical pillar reading \"PROMOTIONAL SAMPLE. NOT FOR RESALE.\" This brilliant touch formally categorises your disdain as restricted corporate inventory.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOn the reverse side, our aristocratic CEO sits in quiet judgement. Sir Cucumber Dog, impeccably dressed in his bespoke green cucumber print suit, yellow bow tie, and signature monocle, provides the ultimate premium seal of approval for your hostility. It is the perfect passive aggressive gift for the exhausted professional or a brilliant daily shield for your own morning coffee.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n5. The Technical Specifications\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThese bullet points satisfy Google's EEAT guidelines by confirming the physical quality of the product, the available variations, and the exact Printful manufacturing method.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium Ceramic Construction: Available in both a standard 11 oz size for quick caffeine hits and a large 15 oz size for days that require maximum endurance against stupidity.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFlawless Sublimation Print: Custom printed to order using state of the art dye sublimation. The high heat process ensures the dark green typography and the vibrant yellow of Sir Cucumber Dog's bow tie are bonded permanently to the ceramic glaze.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDaily Durability: 100% microwave and dishwasher safe. The absolute savagery will never fade, no matter how many times you wash it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Brand Guarantee: Look for the official @thecucumberdog tag printed proudly at the base of the design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA premium ceramic vessel scientifically dedicated to that one colleague who actively lowers the room's collective IQ just by breathing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\"A beautifully sterile way to inform a colleague that their cognitive functions are actively regressing. A triumph of biological workplace hostility.\" 5","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":54545293869398,"sku":"7836870_1320","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":54545293902166,"sku":"7836870_4830","price":19.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-6a5630df00f4d.jpg?v=1784033563","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/proof-evolution-can-go-backwards-funny-colleague-mug","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}