{"product_id":"proof-evolution-can-go-backwards-funny-mug","title":"Proof Evolution Can Go Backwards | Funny Colleague Mug","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eAre you entirely exhausted by colleagues who struggle with basic logic? We have formally documented your despair. This premium ceramic mug serves as a highly functional biological warning sign for your office desk, designed to keep the intellectually challenged at a safe and manageable distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eThe artwork utilises our signature Exhibition Split layout. On the outward facing panel, the brutal quote \"PROOF EVOLUTION CAN GO BACKWARDS\" is printed vertically against a dark, tonal pug pattern. Dividing the mug perfectly down the centre is a strict vertical pillar reading \"PROMOTIONAL SAMPLE. NOT FOR RESALE.\" This brilliant touch formally categorises your disdain as restricted corporate inventory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eOn the reverse side, our aristocratic CEO sits in quiet judgement. Sir Cucumber Dog, impeccably dressed in his bespoke green cucumber print suit, yellow bow tie, and signature monocle, provides the ultimate premium seal of approval for your hostility. It is the perfect passive aggressive gift for the exhausted professional or a brilliant daily shield for your own morning coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e5. The Technical Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThese bullet points satisfy Google's EEAT guidelines by confirming the physical quality of the product, the available variations, and the exact Printful manufacturing method.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Ceramic Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in both a standard 11 oz size for quick caffeine hits and a large 15 oz size for days that require maximum endurance against stupidity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlawless Sublimation Print:\u003c\/b\u003e Custom printed to order using state of the art dye sublimation. The high heat process ensures the dark green typography and the vibrant yellow of Sir Cucumber Dog's bow tie are bonded permanently to the ceramic glaze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDaily Durability:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% microwave and dishwasher safe. The absolute savagery will never fade, no matter how many times you wash it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Brand Guarantee:\u003c\/b\u003e Look for the official \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/thecucumberdog\"\u003e@\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"43\"\u003ethecucumberdog\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e tag printed proudly at the base of the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":54535377027414,"sku":"6027402_1320","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":54535377060182,"sku":"6027402_4830","price":19.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-6a54fb43d624f.jpg?v=1783954288","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/proof-evolution-can-go-backwards-funny-mug","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}