{"product_id":"proper-scrubbing-rude-innuendo-mug","title":"Proper Scrubbing | Funny Rude Domestic Innuendo Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the suggestive maintenance department. This premium ceramic vessel features a dedicated retro maid aggressively cleaning a chequered floor, accompanied by the highly weaponised phrase \"A PROPER SCRUBBING DOES WONDERS.\" It is the ultimate morning chalice for anyone who appreciates aggressive double entendres and impeccable personal hygiene.bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Domestic Innuendo Hub\u003c\/b\u003e This ceramic asset targets the highly lucrative rude domestic sector. We entirely reject wholesome cleaning routines in favour of blatant anatomical suggestions. It is the perfect vessel for surviving tedious spring cleaning, enduring unexpected houseguests, or simply making your partner deeply uncomfortable over a cup of tea. Formally endorsed by Sir Cucumber Dog, who expects all surfaces to be thoroughly scrubbed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTargeted Gifting Solutions\u003c\/b\u003e We provide logistical solutions for the chronically inappropriate. This rude mug serves as the perfect low budget, high impact gift for a cheeky best friend, a deeply sarcastic relative, or anyone whose entire personality revolves around making offensive household jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium Ceramic Construction\u003c\/b\u003e We absolutely refuse to print our suggestive humour on inferior drinkware. This vessel is built to strict premium specifications, ensuring your domestic pride is displayed on a crisp, stark canvas to allow the vintage colours to pop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStructural Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from 100 per cent premium white ceramic to withstand the daily grind of domestic innuendo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVolumetric Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in two distinct sizes of liquid cheek: the standard 11 oz for quick coffees, and the heavy duty 15 oz for prolonged suggestive sipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThermal Endurance:\u003c\/b\u003e Fully microwave and dishwasher safe. Your aggressive scrubbing graphic will not fade under extreme heat or constant washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCorporate Compliance:\u003c\/b\u003e When a guest compliments your clean floors, take a long sip from this mug, deliver a knowing look, and tag @thecucumberdog on Instagram using #thecucumberdog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eColonial Translation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUK:\u003c\/b\u003e Humour \/ Favour \/ Behaviour \/ Colours \/ Chequered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUS:\u003c\/b\u003e Humor \/ Favor \/ Behavior \/ Colors \/ Checkered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sir Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":55025227465046,"sku":"7154593_1320","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":55025227497814,"sku":"7154593_4830","price":19.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/Proper_Scrubbing__Funny_Rude_Domestic_Innuendo_Ceramic_Mug.png?v=1787049067","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/proper-scrubbing-rude-innuendo-mug","provider":"Sir Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Mugs \u0026 Offensive British Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}