{"product_id":"sir-cucumber-dog-agree-with-you-funny-coaster","title":"Sir Cucumber Dog \"I'd Agree With You\" Funny Pug Coaster","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Barrier Against Spills and Stupidity\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWelcome the pinnacle of passive-aggressive homeware to your coffee table. The \"I'd Agree With You, But Then We'd Both Be Fucking Idiots\" coaster features the illustrious Sir Cucumber Dog in his finest tailored cucumber-print suit, complete with his signature yellow bow tie and monocle. Set against our bespoke cucumber cream background, this drinks mat is the perfect companion for your morning brew and a brilliant deterrent for unwanted conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eAs the official home of the Sir Cucumber Dog universe, we guarantee authentic, razor-sharp British humour printed on premium materials. Because we utilise Printful for our production, you are guaranteed a high-quality, durable print. The sturdy cork backing protects your wooden and glass surfaces from scratches, while the high-gloss, heat-resistant top layer repels spills and condensation from boiling hot mugs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWhether you are hosting the in-laws or buying a brilliantly cynical gift for a colleague, this coaster adds instant personality to any room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e High-gloss, heat-resistant top layer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBase:\u003c\/b\u003e Scratch-resistant cork backing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard UK mug and pint glass size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Authentic Sir Cucumber Dog original art on cucumber cream\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Wipe clean with a damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54093897597270,"sku":"9063078_15662","price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/id-agree-with-you-sarcastic-cork-coaster.png?v=1780591873","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/sir-cucumber-dog-agree-with-you-funny-coaster","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}