{"product_id":"sir-cucumber-dog-distressed-varsity-block-mug","title":"Sir Cucumber Dog Distressed Block Text Mug","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.15rem; font-weight: 700; margin: 0 0 0.75rem 0; color: #111111;\"\u003eLoud Typography for Quiet People\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you want the pedigree of the brand without a cartoon pug staring at your coworkers, the \u003cstrong\u003eSir Cucumber Dog Distressed Varsity Block Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers clean, weathered authority. Stacked in three commanding tiers of Cucumber Green, Varsity Gold, and Midnight Navy, the vintage cracked-ink texture looks like it was rescued from the finest, most cynical university common room in Britain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.15rem; font-weight: 700; margin: 1.5rem 0 0.75rem 0; color: #111111;\"\u003eTechnical Specification and Vessel Anatomy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A sleek white ceramic mug in 11 oz, 15 oz, or 20 oz sizes, showcasing high-impact, distressed collegiate slab-serif typography.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhere it is made:\u003c\/strong\u003e Engineered in Southampton, UK, and fulfilled via our North American production hubs across the United States and Canada.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhen to deploy it:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ideal for minimalist desks, home offices, and situations where you want to signal your loyalty to the Chief Judgement Officer with understated streetwear flair.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.15rem; font-weight: 700; margin: 1.5rem 0 0.75rem 0; color: #111111;\"\u003eColonial Translation (For Our North American Cousins)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBritish English:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tri-colour \/ Common Room \/ Understated\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAmerican English:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tri-color \/ Student Lounge \/ Low-key\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Apparel, Athletic wear \u0026 Homeware","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":56408159486294,"sku":"9034121_1320","price":25.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":56408159519062,"sku":"9034121_4830","price":37.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":56408159551830,"sku":"9034121_16586","price":41.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-6ae49186d1158.jpg?v=1793364395","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/sir-cucumber-dog-distressed-varsity-block-mug","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Sarcastic Apparel, Athletic wear \u0026 Homeware","version":"1.0","type":"link"}