{"product_id":"sir-cucumber-dog-lick-spoon-funny-coaster","title":"Sir Cucumber Dog \"Lick The Spoon\" Funny Novelty Coaster","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"32\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"32\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Confession for Your Coffee Break\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"33\"\u003eBring a slice of mischievous humour to your morning brew. The \"Sometimes I Lick The Spoon\" coaster features bold, colourful typography and playful doodles, perfectly contrasted against our signature cucumber cream background. It is the ideal cheeky addition to any kitchen counter or office desk, guaranteed to make your guests look twice at the communal sugar bowl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"34\"\u003eAs part of the official Sir Cucumber Dog homeware collection, we ensure our novelty designs are backed by rigorous physical quality. Manufactured via Printful, this drinks mat boasts a robust, heat-resistant top layer capable of handling boiling hot mugs without blistering or fading. The thick cork backing provides a non-slip grip while keeping your wooden and glass surfaces completely scratch-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"35\"\u003eWhether you are buying a secret Santa gift for the office menace or treating yourself to some playful home decor, this coaster delivers lasting durability and a brilliant punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"36\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"36\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"37\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"37,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"37,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTop Material:\u003c\/b\u003e High-gloss, moisture and heat-resistant coating\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"37,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"37,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBase Material:\u003c\/b\u003e Non-slip, scratch-resistant cork backing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"37,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"37,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard size for UK mugs, teacups, and pint glasses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"37,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"37,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Vibrant, multi-coloured typography on a cucumber cream base\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"37,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"37,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Wipe clean only with a damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54093912277334,"sku":"7296266_15662","price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/funny-rude-office-desk-drinks-mat.png?v=1780585366","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/sir-cucumber-dog-lick-spoon-funny-coaster","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}