{"product_id":"sometimes-i-lick-the-spoon-mug-funny-rude-gag-gift","title":"Sometimes I Lick The Spoon Mug | Funny Rude Gag Gift","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf you have ever licked the spoon and popped it right back in the drawer, this mug was made for your naughty soul. This is the ultimate tribute to those who live by the \"five-second rule\" and treat kitchen hygiene like a polite suggestion rather than a requirement.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"270\"\u003eVisual Description: High-Energy Design for the Kitchen Rebel\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThis isn't your standard, boring kitchenware. The design features high-impact, colourful typography that screams \"unapologetic.\" Set against a crisp white ceramic base, the bold lettering is accented by a cheeky winking emoji, making it clear that while your habits might be questionable, your sense of humour is top-tier. The vibrant palette uses our signature bold tones to ensure this mug stands out on any desk or kitchen counter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This Mug\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhether you are sipping your morning tea or a late-night hot chocolate, this mug celebrates the small, slightly disgusting victories of life. It is the kind of gag gift that gets a \"Me too!\" followed by a \"Wait, you actually do that?\" It’s high-energy, colourful, and a bit wrong—exactly how your morning brew should be. It captures a specific brand of British cheekiness and turns it into your new favourite conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Highlights \u0026amp; Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTwo Sizes for Every Habit:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in a standard 11oz or a generous 15oz for those who need a larger dose of caffeine to fuel their mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibrant, Professional Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Expertly printed to ensure the bold colours and winking emoji stay crisp and bright, even after a trip through the dishwasher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDurable Ceramic Build:\u003c\/b\u003e Designed to survive the daily grind, from the office kitchen to the breakfast table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDishwasher \u0026amp; Microwave Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Completely practical for daily use and low-effort maintenance after your \"naughty\" tea break.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStand-Alone Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Every mug is crafted with a focus on premium materials and high-definition print clarity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWho Is It For?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Secret\" Baker:\u003c\/b\u003e For the person who definitely tastes the batter and \"cleans\" the whisk with their tongue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Office Rebel:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for the colleague who wants to make everyone a little bit uncomfortable during the Monday morning meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Hard to Buy For\" Friend:\u003c\/b\u003e A hilarious, inappropriate gift for birthdays, Secret Santa, or housewarmings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude \u0026 Funny Mugs, Tees, Door Mats \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":53087665979734,"sku":"6980718_1320","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":53087666012502,"sku":"6980718_4830","price":19.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/sometimes_i_lick_the_spoon_and_put_it_back_to_feel_naughty_mug_Cucumber_Dog.jpg?v=1777036858","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/sometimes-i-lick-the-spoon-mug-funny-rude-gag-gift","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}