{"product_id":"spectacularly-exhausting-individual-funny-mug","title":"A Spectacularly Exhausting Individual | Funny Work Mug","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eAre you completely drained by colleagues who turn a simple morning greeting into a massive intellectual ordeal? We have engineered the perfect visual deterrent. This premium ceramic mug operates as a highly functional boundary for your office desk, designed specifically to stop incredibly taxing professionals before they even open their mouths.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eThe artwork utilises our signature Exhibition Split layout. On the outward facing panel, the brutal quote \"A SPECTACULARLY EXHAUSTING INDIVIDUAL\" is printed strictly vertically against a dark, tonal pug pattern. Dividing the mug perfectly down the centre is a strict vertical pillar reading \"PROMOTIONAL SAMPLE. NOT FOR RESALE.\" This brilliant design choice formally categorises your terrible mood as restricted corporate inventory that cannot be engaged with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eOn the reverse side, our aristocratic CEO sits in quiet judgement. Sir Cucumber Dog, impeccably dressed in his bespoke green cucumber print suit, yellow bow tie, and signature monocle, provides the ultimate premium seal of approval for your hostility. It is the perfect passive aggressive gift for a deeply fatigued professional, or a brilliant daily shield for your own morning coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Ceramic Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Choose the standard 11 oz size for quick caffeine hits, or the large 15 oz size for days requiring maximum endurance against office stupidity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlawless Sublimation Print:\u003c\/b\u003e Custom printed to order using state of the art dye sublimation. The high heat process ensures the dark green typography and the vibrant yellow of Sir Cucumber Dog's bow tie are bonded permanently to the ceramic glaze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDaily Durability:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% microwave and dishwasher safe. The absolute savagery will never fade, no matter how many times you wash it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Brand Guarantee:\u003c\/b\u003e Look for the official \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"43\"\u003e@thecucumberdog\u003c\/b\u003e handle printed proudly at the base of the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":54545401348438,"sku":"7617216_1320","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":54545401381206,"sku":"7617216_4830","price":19.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-6a5632c932a3c.jpg?v=1784034062","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/spectacularly-exhausting-individual-funny-mug","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}