{"product_id":"surviving-funny-work-mug","title":"\"Surviving Is An Achievement\" Sarcastic Mug | Sir Cucumber Dog","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eYou desperately need this \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"26\"\u003efunny work mug\u003c\/b\u003e to survive the daily grind. Sir Cucumber Dog has audited your societal contributions. Our esteemed plush toy pug Chairman wore his bespoke suit. The suit features a green cucumber-print and yellow bow tie. Sitting upon his bare minimum cushions, his findings are underwhelming. Other cups might offer basic motivation for the office. The Chairman prefers a strictly realistic approach. He adjusts his cucumber monocle and waves his star wand. He concludes that simply remaining upright is your primary accomplishment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThis premium ceramic vessel is a tribute to your low bar. It features the biting decree, \"SURVIVING IS AN ACHIEVEMENT I GUESS.\" It also adds, \"IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'VE DONE ANYTHING ELSE.\" Sir Cucumber Dog silently judges your total lack of ambition. A depressing sloth in a party hat celebrates your mediocrity. It is the perfect \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"327\"\u003efunny work mug\u003c\/b\u003e for the mid-afternoon slump.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWhy You Absolutely Require This Funny Work Mug\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eElite British Sarcasm:\u003c\/b\u003e Finally, a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"34\"\u003erude mug\u003c\/b\u003e that speaks your truth. It is the ultimate \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"86\"\u003emug for a colleague\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHigh-End Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e Rendered in our signature Cucumber green and Cucumber cream. It features elegant botanical flourishes for a posh look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Quality Build:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from 100% high-gloss white ceramic. It boasts a high-definition, long-lasting print. It is the best vessel for holding your tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt to Outlast Motivation:\u003c\/b\u003e Fully dishwasher and microwave safe. The Chairman’s judgemental scowl resists fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGenerous Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in a standard 11oz or a generous 15oz. You will need extra volume to cope with existing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSafety First:\u003c\/b\u003e Lead and BPA-free for your peace of mind. We care deeply about your physical health. We have completely given up on your career prospects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eGlobal Logistics and Local Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eSir Cucumber Dog personally oversees the distribution network. Your new \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"72\"\u003erude mug\u003c\/b\u003e arrives with zero extra faff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLocal Fulfilment:\u003c\/b\u003e We print and ship locally. This drastically reduces the carbon footprint. Your \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"97\"\u003emug for a colleague\u003c\/b\u003e arrives without unnecessary international delays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFree Global Shipping:\u003c\/b\u003e We proudly offer Free UK and US Shipping. The delivery cost is beneath the Chairman's dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThoughtful Production:\u003c\/b\u003e Every item is created specifically for you. 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