{"product_id":"thats-very-intelligent-sarcastic-office-mug","title":"That's Very Intelligent | Sarcastic Office Mug","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eAre you entirely exhausted by coworkers who mistake themselves for comedians? We have engineered the perfect visual deterrent. This premium ceramic mug operates as a highly functional boundary for your office desk, designed specifically to silence the local office joker with dripping, unrelenting sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eSet against our signature Cucumber Cream backdrop, the artwork captures a painfully familiar corporate interaction. Our aristocratic CEO, Sir Cucumber Dog, impeccably dressed in his bespoke green cucumber print suit and yellow bow tie, is forced to endure a tragic pizza pun from a crudely drawn slice of pepperoni. Refusing to entertain the nonsense, Sir Cucumber Dog delivers the devastating, clinically deadpan verdict: \"That's very intelligent.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eIt is the perfect passive aggressive gift for a deeply fatigued professional, or a brilliant daily shield for your own morning coffee when you simply cannot pretend to laugh at one more terrible joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Ceramic Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Choose the standard 11 oz size for quick caffeine hits, or the large 15 oz size for days requiring maximum endurance against office stupidity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlawless Sublimation Print:\u003c\/b\u003e Custom printed to order using state of the art dye sublimation. The high heat process ensures the crisp typography and vibrant colours are bonded permanently to the ceramic glaze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDaily Durability:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% microwave and dishwasher safe. The absolute savagery will never fade, no matter how many times you wash it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Brand Guarantee:\u003c\/b\u003e Look for the official \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"43\"\u003e@thecucumberdog\u003c\/b\u003e handle printed proudly at the base of the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":54553460769110,"sku":"9352128_1320","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":54553460801878,"sku":"9352128_4830","price":19.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/7793\/2118\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-6a578d3ef123c.jpg?v=1784122741","url":"https:\/\/cucumberdog.com\/products\/thats-very-intelligent-sarcastic-office-mug","provider":"Cucumber Dog | Rude Mugs, Funny Tees \u0026 Elite Disdain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}