THE DOG RULES Indoor Door Mat (Featuring Sir Cucumber Dog)
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£28.99
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THE DOG RULES Indoor Door Mat (Featuring Sir Cucumber Dog)
£28.99
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Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK delivery is on us!
Lay down the indisputable truth right at your doorstep: the dog is in charge!
This mat is the ultimate statement piece for pet owners who know exactly who runs the household. Featuring the bold text "THE DOG RULES" alongside the recognisable silhouette of our own mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog (who, naturally, is bossy), this mat is perfect for any home where the canine companion is treated like royalty. It's a fun and assertive piece of pet owner decor.
It's the ideal dog lover gift for housewarmings, birthdays, or just because the dog demands it. Show everyone that even a pug in a cucumber suit knows how to lay down the law. This mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only.
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
- Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK.
- Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
- Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.
The Story of Sir Cucumber Dog
Born from a love of pugs and a hatred of boring gifts, Sir Cucumber Dog is the suited-and-booted face of our brand. We specialize in rude mugs, premium tees, and coasters that say what you're actually thinking. No waste, no filler—just freshly picked humour.
