📦 Shipping Policy

Last updated: 2nd JUne 2025
We know you’re excited to get your sweary mugs and cheeky tees – and we’re just as excited to send them.


🚚 Where We Ship

  • We currently ship across the UK.
  • International? Not yet. We’re working on it – keep your pants on.

🤑 Shipping Costs

  • UK shipping is totally free. No hidden fees. No checkout surprises. We like you that much.

🕒 Fulfilment & Dispatch Time

  • All our products are made to order – lovingly printed just for you by our clever partners.
  • Processing time: Usually 2–5 business days.
  • Shipping time: Typically 2–4 business days after printing.
  • So, expect your goodies in around 4–9 business days total.

🧐 Tracking Info

  • You’ll get a shipping confirmation email with tracking (where available) once your order’s on its way.
  • If you don’t get it, check your spam. If it’s still missing, email us at woof@cucumberdog.com.

📬 Address Errors

  • Entered your address wrong? Happens to the best of us.
  • Let us know ASAP – if it hasn’t been printed yet, we’ll update it.
  • If it’s already shipped, we can’t reroute it. You’ll need to reorder – sorry, pal.

🛑 Delivery Delays

  • Delays can happen (Royal Mail, strikes, aliens, etc).
  • We’ll keep you in the loop if there’s any drama.
  • If your parcel’s seriously late, get in touch and we’ll sort it.

📦 Damaged Orders

  • If your item arrives broken, battered, or just plain wrong, email us within 14 days with a pic.
  • We’ll replace it or refund you – whichever makes you smile more.

Questions?

Email us: woof@cucumberdog.com
We’ll answer (as long as you’re nice about it).