WELCOME TO CUCUMBER DOG!

The ultimate destination for those who appreciate a good laugh and aren't afraid to push the boundaries! At Cucumber Dog, we specialize in selling rude and offensive t-shirts, mugs, and home accessories that are guaranteed to make you and your friends chuckle. We also offer designs that aren't rude or offensive so we have something for everyone!

Whether you're looking for the perfect gift or something to spice up your own collection, our products are designed to entertain, provoke and make you smile. Get ready to embrace your edgy side, because at Cucumber Dog, nothing is off-limits and everything is outrageously funny. Dive into our collection and find your next favourite statement piece today!

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Let your friend know how much you know about their love for cock! A beautiful animal that likes to make a lot of noise in the morning! Yeah right!

Specs:

  • Great at showing that you love cock
  • Has a handle to hold your coffee mug
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