
Welcome To Cucumber Dog
The ultimate destination for those who appreciate a good laugh and aren't afraid to push the boundaries! At Cucumber Dog, we specialize in selling rude and offensive t-shirts, mugs, and home accessories that are guaranteed to make you and your friends chuckle. We also offer designs that aren't rude or offensive so we have something for everyone!
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I Fucking Love My Pyjamas White Glossy Mug
£9.99 – £10.99Office Twat White Glossy Mug
£9.99 – £10.99I Think I’m Gay White glossy mug
£9.99 – £10.99This Drink Tastes LIke MInge White Glossy Mug
£9.99 – £10.99Homies Help Homies Bury Bodies White glossy mug
£9.99 – £10.99I Do Wet Farts White Glossy Mug
£9.99 – £10.99
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Shittest Mug Ever White Glossy Mug
£9.99 – £10.99I Love Pegging White glossy mug
£9.99 – £10.99Ultrahelmet Greeting Card
£4.49 – £5.29Another Year A Bigger Twat! Birthday Card
£4.49 – £5.29
New In Coasters
Premium Cucumber Dog Hoodie
Ready to rock bold vibes with a cheeky twist? Our Premium Cucumber Dog Hoodie is here to elevate your hoodie game and upgrade your wardrobe. Featuring our signature Cucumber Dog design in a striking cream font, this hoodie brings together quirky style, comfort, and attitude. Whether you're lounging at home, hanging out with friends, or out on the town, this comfortable hoodie has got your back — literally!
Crafted from high-quality, premium fabric, it’s designed for ultimate coziness and durability. The soft interior will keep you warm during cooler months, while the breathable material ensures you stay comfortable no matter where your day takes you. Available in two classic colors — classic black and rich navy — it’s the perfect choice for anyone who loves a pop of bold, fun design with a touch of luxury.
Whether you’re looking for a casual hoodie for everyday wear or a statement hoodie that stands out, the Cucumber Dog Hoodie delivers both. Its relaxed fit offers the ideal balance between style and comfort, making it perfect for layering or wearing solo. The cream font adds an effortlessly cool touch, and the design will definitely turn heads.
Why you’ll love it:
Bold Cucumber Dog design in a sleek cream font that adds personality to any outfit
Available in black and navy to suit your unique style
Made with premium fabric that’s soft, cozy, and breathable for all-day comfort
Perfect for casual wear, whether you’re hanging out, running errands, or meeting up with friends
Ultimate hoodie for layering in cooler weather or wearing solo in warmer months
A versatile wardrobe staple that pairs perfectly with jeans, joggers, or leggings
The Cucumber Dog Hoodie is not just another hoodie – it’s a statement hoodie. Be cheeky, be bold, and wear the vibe of Cucumber Dog wherever you go. This premium hoodie is the perfect blend of style, comfort, and personality, offering the best of both worlds. Embrace your fun side with this comfortable hoodie that’s designed to stand out. Get yours today and join the Cucumber Dog family!
Latest Mugs
I Fucking Love My Pyjamas White Glossy Mug
£9.99 – £10.99Office Twat White Glossy Mug
£9.99 – £10.99I Think I’m Gay White glossy mug
£9.99 – £10.99This Drink Tastes LIke MInge White Glossy Mug
£9.99 – £10.99Homies Help Homies Bury Bodies White glossy mug
£9.99 – £10.99
