"I DID DEBBIE IN DALLAS!" Rude Adult Humour Door Mat

"I'M SMASHING IT AT NOT BEING AN ADULT." Indoor Door Mat

"OI OI SAVALOY!" British Greetings Door Mat

"Rub Your Shoes On Me!" Flirty Indoor Door Mat

"WELCOME. (IF YOU HAVE BEER.)" Indoor Door Mat

(SEE REVERSE FOR DETAILS) T-Shirt

Absolutely Coaster

Anal Applause White Mug

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER CHOPPING BOARD!

Area 51 Reject T-Shirt | The Conspiracy Collection

Asylum Entry Mat: Welcome to "The Lunatics' Asylum"

At Least The Dog Thinks I'm Cool T-shirt

Bending Me Over Coaster

BEWARE OF THE DOG: The 'Twat Dog' Indoor Mat

BOW DOWN TO ME WHEN YOU ENTER" Indoor Door Mat

Busier Than A Cucumber In A Woman's prison White Mug

Butt Plug Christmas T-Shirt

Butt Plug Coaster

CHOP CHOP Textured Glass Chopping Board

Cucumber Dog "I Woke Up Buff... Again!" T-Shirt

Cucumber Dog "Stop Reading This In My Voice." T-Shirt

Cucumber Dog The Boss White Mug

Cucumis Pugus White Mug