COOKIE POLICY

Cookie Policy

Last Updated: 25 September 2026

A Note from the Chief Judgement Officer

While Sir Cucumber Dog prefers his rewards in the form of crustless cucumber sandwiches and heavily guarded custard creams, this digital storefront operates on a different kind of cookie.

These digital files ensure our operational logistics run smoothly, keep your heavy apparel in your basket, and help us monitor storefront traffic. We do not use them to spy on you. Frankly, Sir Cucumber Dog is far too exhausted to care what you do on your own time.

Below is the mandatory legal documentation regarding what these cookies are and how we deploy them.

1. What are cookies?

Cookies are small text files downloaded to your computer, tablet, or mobile device when you visit a website. They allow the infrastructure to recognise your device and store specific data regarding your preferences or past actions.

2. Cookies We Use (The Shopify Standard)

Our storefront is powered by Shopify. They deploy specific cookies to ensure the system functions correctly and to provide analytics on consumer traffic.

Strictly Necessary Cookies
These are essential for you to browse the website and use its features. Without these cookies, operational services like the shopping basket cannot function.

User-input cookies: Keep track of your input when filling in online forms (such as the checkout).
Authentication cookies: Identify you once you have logged in.
User-centric security cookies: Detect authentication abuses.

Merchant Storefront Cookies:
These are specific to the Shopify framework. Common examples include:

_ab: Used in connection with access to admin.
_secure_session_id: Used in connection with navigation through a storefront.
cart: Used in connection with the shopping basket.
cart_sig: Used in connection with checkout.
cart_ts: Used in connection with checkout.
checkout_token: Used in connection with checkout.
secret: Used in connection with checkout.
secure_customer_sig: Used in connection with customer login.
storefront_digest: Used in connection with customer login.

Reporting and Analytics Cookies
These cookies track information regarding visits to the store, allowing us to make operational improvements and report on performance.

_tracking_consent: Tracking preferences.
_landing_page: Track landing pages.
_orig_referrer: Track landing pages.
_s: Shopify analytics.
_shopify_fs: Shopify analytics.
_shopify_s: Shopify analytics.
_shopify_sa_p: Shopify analytics relating to marketing and referrals.
_shopify_sa_t: Shopify analytics relating to marketing and referrals.
_shopify_y: Shopify analytics.
_y: Shopify analytics.

3. Third-Party Cookies

In addition to Shopify's internal cookies, we use trusted third-party services that may also set cookies on your device.

Payment Providers: When you process a transaction (via PayPal, Apple Pay, or Shop Pay), these providers may deploy cookies to prevent fraud and ensure a secure transaction.
Social Media: If you use buttons to share our products on external platforms (Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest), those platforms may deploy a cookie to track that interaction.

4. How to manage cookies

You maintain the right to choose whether or not to accept non-essential cookies.

Cookie Banner: Upon your first visit to our site, a banner will appear allowing you to accept or manage your cookie preferences.
Browser Settings: You can modify your web browser controls to accept or refuse cookies. If you choose to reject cookies, you may still navigate our website, though your access to essential functionality (such as the shopping basket) may be restricted.

To learn more about cookies, including how to review what has been set and how to manage or delete them, visit www.aboutcookies.org or www.allaboutcookies.org.

5. Changes to this policy

We may update our Cookie Policy periodically to reflect changes to our operational practices or for legal and regulatory compliance. Please review this page periodically to remain informed.