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Bring the chaos home.

Our Home Chaos collection is packed with rude mugs, cheeky coasters, and unapologetically bold door and bath mats designed to make your space anything but boring. Whether it’s a sarcastic welcome at your front door or a bathroom mat that says exactly what everyone’s thinking, these are the details that get noticed.

Perfect for housewarmings, gifts, or upgrading your own space with a bit of personality, every item is made to order in the UK with zero waste and maximum attitude.

Because if your home doesn’t have at least one thing that makes guests uncomfortable… are you even trying?
11 oz I'm Not Rude I Just Don't Like You Sir Cucumber Dog Mug

Anti-Social Office Essentials

A black graphic t-shirt featuring a smiling sun rising over mountains and the sarcastic quote You Can’t Hear the Sunrise if Your Shoes are Tied in vintage typography with a pair of untied blue sneakers below. Cucumber Dog

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CHAOS IN A COTTON SUIT

Elite Organic Tees

FRESH OFF THE PRESS - Cucumber Dog | Rude & Funny Mugs, Tees, Door Mats & Gifts

FRESH OFF THE PRESS

FUNNY RUDE MUGS

FUNNY RUDE MUGS

Vintage comic book style coaster featuring a sarcastic dialogue between two people saying 'I wasn't kung fu fighting!' and 'Me neither!'

FUNNY & NOVELTY COASTERS

LOOKING FIT AS ALWAYS - The Ego Boost Mat

FUNNY BATH AND SHOWER MATS

Sir Cucumber Dog plush pug in a cucumber green suit and yellow bow tie on a distressed vintage parchment background with the text congratulations you are officially one year closer to sweeping the floor with your nuts.

FUNNY DAD MUGS

Sir Cucumber Dog plush pug in a cucumber green suit and yellow bow tie on a distressed vintage parchment background with the text congratulations you are officially one year closer to sweeping the floor with your nuts.

Funny Father's Day Collection: Rude Tees & Mugs

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FUNNY PET BOWL MATS

A white 11 oz ceramic coffee mug printed with a funny graphic of Sir Cucumber Dog in a green suit and top hat, alongside the quote: MUM, I AM PROFOUNDLY SORRY FOR WHAT MY ENORMOUS INFANT HEAD DID TO YOUR PELVIC FLOOR.

FUNNY RUDE MUGS & SARCASTIC NOVELTY COFFEE CUPS

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FUNNY T-SHIRTS & NOVELTY GRAPHIC TEES

GLASS CHOPPING BOARDS - Cucumber Dog | Rude & Funny Mugs, Tees, Door Mats & Gifts

GLASS CHOPPING BOARDS

Vintage comic book style coaster featuring a sarcastic dialogue between two people saying 'I wasn't kung fu fighting!' and 'Me neither!'

HOME CHAOS: Funny and Rude Designs for Your Home

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Inappropriate Parenting Tributes

INDOOR DOOR MATS - Cucumber Dog | Rude & Funny Mugs, Tees, Door Mats & Gifts

INDOOR DOOR MATS

Cucumber Dog Signature t-shirt with the brand Cucumber Dog on the front and an image of Sir Cucumber Dog

KIDS NOVELTY TEES

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MIND GAMES FUNNY PRANK T-SHIRTS

Sir Cucumber Dog "I'd Agree With You, But Then We'd Both Be Fucking Idiots" premium ceramic office mug on a cream background.

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