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Bring the chaos home.

Our Home Chaos collection is packed with rude mugs, cheeky coasters, and unapologetically bold door and bath mats designed to make your space anything but boring. Whether it’s a sarcastic welcome at your front door or a bathroom mat that says exactly what everyone’s thinking, these are the details that get noticed.

Perfect for housewarmings, gifts, or upgrading your own space with a bit of personality, every item is made to order in the UK with zero waste and maximum attitude.

Because if your home doesn’t have at least one thing that makes guests uncomfortable… are you even trying?
11 oz I'm Not Rude I Just Don't Like You Sir Cucumber Dog Mug

Anti-Social Office Essentials

White ceramic mug with comic-style man in a hat and humorous speech bubble text graphic.

BEST SELLERS

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CHAOS IN A COTTON SUIT

White glossy mug featuring Sir Cucumber Dog the pug. The text "MY FAVOURITE WORD IS MOIST" 11oz

Corporate Hostility | Sarcastic Office Mugs

A white 11 oz ceramic coffee mug printed with a funny graphic of Sir Cucumber Dog in a green suit and top hat, alongside the quote: MUM, I AM PROFOUNDLY SORRY FOR WHAT MY ENORMOUS INFANT HEAD DID TO YOUR PELVIC FLOOR.

Exhausted Parents & Dad Mugs

FRESH OFF THE PRESS - Cucumber Dog | Rude & Funny Mugs, Tees, Door Mats & Gifts

FRESH OFF THE PRESS

FUNNY RUDE MUGS

FUNNY RUDE MUGS

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FUNNY & NOVELTY COASTERS

Vintage style illustration on the back of a white t-shirt featuring a pug dog dressed as a detective in a trench coat and fedora, holding a magnifying glass. The bold text above and below reads Isaac Hunt, Private Investigations, I will relentlessly dig until I expose your deepest secrets

Funny Adult T-Shirts | The Sarcastic Collection

LOOKING FIT AS ALWAYS - The Ego Boost Mat

FUNNY BATH AND SHOWER MATS

The cucumber dojo featuring Sir Cucumber Dog wearing a karate robe design on a white mug

FUNNY DAD MUGS

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Funny Kids Tees | The Litter

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FUNNY PET BOWL MATS

FUNNY RUDE MUGS & SARCASTIC NOVELTY COFFEE CUPS

FUNNY RUDE MUGS & SARCASTIC NOVELTY COFFEE CUPS

GLASS CHOPPING BOARDS - Cucumber Dog | Rude & Funny Mugs, Tees, Door Mats & Gifts

GLASS CHOPPING BOARDS

A funny cream ceramic mug featuring a furious pug in a green suit reading Good morning to everyone except you, by Sir Cucumber Dog.

HOME CHAOS: Funny and Rude Designs for Your Home

Ding Dong The Bitch Is Gone Funny Farewell Mug

Hostile Leaving Gifts

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Inappropriate Parenting Tributes

INDOOR DOOR MATS - Cucumber Dog | Rude & Funny Mugs, Tees, Door Mats & Gifts

INDOOR DOOR MATS

A white glossy mug featuring Sir Cucumber Dog the pug and the text Two Brain Cells Fighting for Third Place in bold black and green lettering.

Insulting Birthday Drinkware