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Can You Find The 10% Discount Code?
Welcome to the home of funny, rude mugs, cheeky tees, and the internet's most handsome pug, Sir Cucumber Dog!
Sir Cucumber Dog—the plush pug in the cucumber-print suit—is hiding a secret reward somewhere on this page. He's a terrible guard, but he loves a game.
Your mission (should you choose to accept it): Find the hidden 10% discount code lurking within the text near the bottom of the page. It's a fun reward for the sharp-eyed shopper!
(Hint: Maybe check the small, boring text the humans usually skip...)
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PET BOWL MATS
The boss has inspected the goods, and he's finally given his official stamp of approval. Introducing our brand-new collection of pet food mats, personally tested (and judged) by Sir Cucumber Dog himself! He's already making his demands known with our "Feed Me Bitch!" design, bringing our signature rude-and-funny style straight to your pet's dinner time. Stop letting your furry friend eat off a boring floor and give them (and your kitchen) the glow-up they deserve with a mat that's 100% boss-approved.
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THE BOSS
Alright, listen up you magnificent reprobates. Let me introduce you to the brains behind this whole ridiculous operation: Sir Cucumber Dog. He's the gaffer, the top dog, the pug in charge. Don't let the plush exterior and that snazzy cucumber-print suit fool you; from behind that cucumber monocle, he's judging your life choices and coming up with the next design that'll probably get you fired. He's the reason your nan will be questioning your sanity this Christmas. So, show some respect, buy a mug, and for goodness sake, don't stare directly at his bow tie – it's pure, concentrated genius.
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Stop Wiping Your Feet on Boring! Introducing Our Hilarious Indoor Doormat Collection
Stop Wiping Your Feet on Boring! Introducing Our Hilarious Indoor Doormat Collection
Stop Wiping Your Feet on Boring! Introducing Our Hilarious Indoor Doormat Collection
Tired of those bland, beige mats? It’s time to give your guests (and yourself) a proper, laugh-out-loud welcome! Our brand-new collection of funny indoor doormats is here to inject some...
Enter the secret naughty room if you can handle it!
Hark! What's this? Tucked away in a dimly lit corner, beyond the reach of the easily offended, lies the secret entrance to 'The Naughty Bits'. The sole guardian of this hallowed hall of hilarious vulgarity is none other than Sir Cucumber Dog himself. Don't be fooled by the plush exterior and dapper yellow bow tie; his cucumber-monocled eye is a shrewd judge of character, silently asking, "Are you cheeky enough to enter?" He stands firm on his wooden crate, a fluffy bouncer at the threshold of profanity, ensuring only the worthy may lay their eyes upon the glorious trove of mugs, tees, and coasters that lie within—merchandise so wonderfully rude, it would make a docker blush.
