Normal is Boring. We Can Help.

"Welcome to Cucumber Dog. We believe life is too short for bland mugs and boring tees. We design and create unapologetically funny and rude goods for people who aren't afraid to be a bit weird. Have a look around.

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MEET THE BOSS

This version completely flips the script, turning his discerning nature into hilarious, sarcastic judgment.

  • Who He Is: A judgmental pug on a lifelong mission to find things that don't completely suck.

  • His Secret Weapon: A cucumber monocle, used for spotting flaws, fakes, and designs that are trying way too hard.

  • His "Promise": 'Pug-Proved' is his reluctant nod of approval, meaning an item is clever enough to not be immediately thrown in the bin.

  • His Look: His style is flawless, his judgment is final, and yes, that's a pickle-patterned suit. Don't question it.

LATEST UNISEX TEES

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LATEST MUGS

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Don’t Just Take Our Word for It…

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“Bought a mug for my boss. She laughed, then asked for the link. Might be my best work performance yet.”
— Tracy L.

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“My mate cried laughing. 10/10 inappropriate. Exactly what I wanted.”
— Dan R.

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“Love that there’s a sweary section and a snowflake-friendly section. Bought from both. No regrets.”
— Chris B.

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