WE HAVE A DOG... IT'S A DICKHEAD!" Rude Indoor Door Mat
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£28.99
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WE HAVE A DOG... IT'S A DICKHEAD!" Rude Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Honesty is the best policy, especially when it comes to your four-legged "best friend."
Forget those "Home is where the dog is" mats; this is the ultimate piece of rude home decor for owners of high-maintenance hounds. Featuring the blunt and hilariously honest text "WE HAVE A DOG... IT'S A DICKHEAD!", this mat perfectly captures the love-hate relationship we have with our more "challenging" pets. It's a brilliant example of British humour for any hallway where the resident dog is a bit of a nightmare.
This mat makes a fantastic funny dog owner gift for friends who spend more time apologising for their pet than playing with them. Built with a durable surface and a non-slip rubber base, it ensures your warning stays firmly in place while your dog causes chaos in the background.
📋 Key Features:
Brutally Honest Design: A perfect piece of rude novelty decor that warns guests exactly what kind of canine greeting to expect.
Safe & Secure: Equipped with a high-quality non-slip rubber backing to prevent sliding on laminate, wood, or tiled floors.
Durable Construction: Designed to withstand muddy paws while keeping the bold, insulting print crisp and clear.
Indoor Versatility: Perfectly sized for entryways, kitchen doors, or anywhere the "dickhead" in question likes to hang out.
Product Specifications:
Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm
Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm
Base: Non-slip rubber
Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
