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"I DID DEBBIE IN DALLAS!" Rude Adult Humour Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
This mat is pure, unadulterated classic rude adult humour!
An iconic, slightly offensive joke that immediately signals your home is a place for laughs and maybe a little controversy. This naughty welcome mat is a brilliant statement piece for anyone who appreciates cult movie references and isn't afraid to shock their friends. It's the ultimate rude gift for film fans and friends with a wicked sense of humour. This mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only.
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
