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"I'M SMASHING IT AT NOT BEING AN ADULT." Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Give your guests an honest (and slightly pathetic) update on your life status!
This funny anti-adulting door mat is the perfect sarcastic welcome for anyone who struggles with basic life responsibilities. Featuring the brilliant, bold statement "I'M SMASHING IT AT NOT BEING AN ADULT." alongside a cheeky smiley and a stick-figure drawing, it's the ideal piece of humorous home decor for anyone thriving at avoidance. It makes a brilliant, rude gift for students, young professionals, or anyone who just hasn't quite got the hang of it yet. This mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only.
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
