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"Feed Me Bitch!" Pet Bowl Mat
£24.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Tired of subtle hints? The pawing, the staring, the pathetic whining? Let's cut the crap. Your pet has one thing on its mind, and this mat screams it for them.
This isn't just a pet mat; it's a ransom note. And your lazy arse is the hostage negotiator.
Forget gentle reminders. This mat features the message "FEED ME BITCH!" in a font that looks like it was cut out of a magazine by a tiny, furry criminal. Set against a stark black background, this mat makes your pet's demands impossible to ignore. It’s the perfect spot for the four-legged dictator who rules your house.
If your pet could talk, this is exactly what they'd be saying. Probably while staring at you from 2cm away at 5 AM.
Key Features:
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Hilariously Abusive: Finally, a product that understands the true nature of your relationship with your pet. It's not love; it's a hostage situation.
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Keeps Their Shit Tidy: This generous 60x40cm mat creates the perfect "demands zone," catching all the slobber and kibble shrapnel they launch while you obey their orders.
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Stays Put (Unlike Your Pet): The non-slip rubber backing ensures the mat doesn't slide around, even when they're frantically trying to inhale their food in under 10 seconds.
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Wipes Clean: Made from durable, absorbent fabric that’s easy to wipe down. Because let's face it, the last thing you want to do after being insulted is scrub the floor.
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Bold as F*ck: The high-quality print won't fade, keeping the message loud, clear, and offensive for many meals to come.
Stop pretending you're in charge. Buy the mat. Feed the bitch.
Size 44x22cm
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
