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THE OG" Sir Cucumber Dog Face Indoor Mat
£31.00
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£31.00
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Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK & US delivery is on us! Each order is fulfilled in the country of order.
Give your guests a legendary welcome with the unmistakable face of the boss himself! This mat features the high detail portrait of Sir Cucumber Dog, our iconic plush pug mascot. Clad in his signature cucumber monocle and sharp yellow bow tie, Sir Cucumber Dog stares down your visitors with the perfect mix of high class sophistication and classic pug grumpiness. It is the ultimate statement piece for Cucumber Dog fans and lovers of rude, funny home decor.
Designed to be as durable as it is stylish, this mat is perfect for hallways, bedrooms, or any indoor space that needs a touch of British character. With its vibrant lime green background and the most famous face in the brand, it is more than a mat; it is a royal decree for your floor.
📋 Key Features
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The Original Sir Cucumber Dog: Features the full colour, high detail face of the brand mascot, complete with his cucumber monocle and yellow bow tie.
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Vibrant Brand Colours: Printed on a bold lime green base that instantly brightens up any entryway.
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Safe and Secure: Equipped with a high quality non slip rubber backing to keep your mascot firmly in place on hard floors.
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Perfect Gift for Pug Fans: An essential novelty housewarming gift for anyone obsessed with pugs or eccentric British styling.
Product Specifications
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Brand: Sir Cucumber Dog
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Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm
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Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm
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Base: Non slip rubber
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Use: Indoor Only
Baffled by the dapper pug in the cucumber suit? You aren’t the first. Discover the full story behind the legend by visiting Sir Cucumber Dog’s official page.
Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
- Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
- Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
- Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.
Frequently asked questions
How do I choose the correct size?
Do not guess your size. Our funny slogan t-shirts and premium apparel use standard UK unisex sizing. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt you already own is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid looking like a burst sausage.
How long does delivery take?
We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?
Your new apparel or rude accessory is printed specifically for you. This sustainable print on demand process means production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed, we will dispatch your order and provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is your return policy?
As every single item is a bespoke masterpiece printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart or incorrect sizing. However, if your item arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph so we can resolve the issue.
How do I wash and care for this item?
Treat your new goods with the respect they deserve. Wash our organic cotton t-shirts inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) and allow them to air dry to maintain their shape. Standard ceramic mugs are entirely dishwasher safe, but our heat colour changing mugs are delicate divas that must be washed by hand.
Who is Sir Cucumber Dog?
A gentleman does not typically reveal his secrets, but for you, I will make an exception. I am Sir Cucumber Dog: a plush pug of unparalleled sophistication, permanently squeezed into a bespoke green cucumber print suit. The cucumber monocle is purely for judging your life choices, and the yellow bow tie is because I am not a savage.
As the Chairman of this establishment, I oversee a curated collection of rude and funny designs across mugs, tees, and coasters, all presented in our signature Cucumber green and Cucumber cream. I am the physical embodiment of a lifestyle that prioritises sharp tailoring, strong gin, and an overwhelming disdain for the general public.