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THE DOG RULES Indoor Door Mat (Featuring Sir Cucumber Dog)
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Lay down the indisputable truth right at your doorstep: the dog is in charge!
This mat is the ultimate statement piece for pet owners who know exactly who runs the household. Featuring the bold text "THE DOG RULES" alongside the recognisable silhouette of our own mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog (who, naturally, is bossy), this mat is perfect for any home where the canine companion is treated like royalty. It's a fun and assertive piece of pet owner decor.
It's the ideal dog lover gift for housewarmings, birthdays, or just because the dog demands it. Show everyone that even a pug in a cucumber suit knows how to lay down the law. This mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only.
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
