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Sir Cucumber Dog "Welcome Home You Legend" Doormat
£31.00
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£31.00
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Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK & US delivery is on us! Each order is fulfilled in the country of order.
Give yourself the ego boost you deserve every time you walk through the door! While we usually specialise in rude designs, even the bossiest Cucumber Dog needs a bit of love sometimes. This mat is the ultimate piece of positive home decor from the Sir Cucumber Dog collection, featuring the bold, high impact text "WELCOME HOME YOU LEGEND!" It is designed to greet you with maximum energy and remind you exactly who runs the show. It is a fantastic example of British enthusiasm for anyone who wants their hallway to feel like a victory lap.
This Cucumber Dog mat makes a brilliant funny gift for friends, a perfect housewarming present for a total legend, or a standout addition to a man cave or office. Built with a durable surface and a non slip rubber base, it ensures your legendary status stays firmly in place.
📋 Key Features
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High Energy Design: A perfect piece of novelty decor from Sir Cucumber Dog that brings a smile to your face after a long day.
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Safe and Secure: Equipped with a high quality non slip rubber backing to prevent sliding on laminate, wood, or tiled floors.
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Durable Construction: Designed to withstand high foot traffic while keeping the bold, celebratory print crisp and clear.
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Perfect Gift Idea: An ideal graduation gift, new job present, or a unique housewarming gift for the legend in your life.
Product Specifications
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Brand: Sir Cucumber Dog
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Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm
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Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm
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Base: Non slip rubber
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Use: Indoor Only
Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
- Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
- Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
- Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.
Frequently asked questions
How do I choose the correct size?
Do not guess your size. Our funny slogan t-shirts and premium apparel use standard UK unisex sizing. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt you already own is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid looking like a burst sausage.
How long does delivery take?
We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?
Your new apparel or rude accessory is printed specifically for you. This sustainable print on demand process means production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed, we will dispatch your order and provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is your return policy?
As every single item is a bespoke masterpiece printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart or incorrect sizing. However, if your item arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph so we can resolve the issue.
How do I wash and care for this item?
Treat your new goods with the respect they deserve. Wash our organic cotton t-shirts inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) and allow them to air dry to maintain their shape. Standard ceramic mugs are entirely dishwasher safe, but our heat colour changing mugs are delicate divas that must be washed by hand.
Who is Sir Cucumber Dog?
A gentleman does not typically reveal his secrets, but for you, I will make an exception. I am Sir Cucumber Dog: a plush pug of unparalleled sophistication, permanently squeezed into a bespoke green cucumber print suit. The cucumber monocle is purely for judging your life choices, and the yellow bow tie is because I am not a savage.
As the Chairman of this establishment, I oversee a curated collection of rude and funny designs across mugs, tees, and coasters, all presented in our signature Cucumber green and Cucumber cream. I am the physical embodiment of a lifestyle that prioritises sharp tailoring, strong gin, and an overwhelming disdain for the general public.