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COME IN! IF YOU'RE NOT A MORON. Rude Welcome Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Set the intellectual bar high right at the doorstep!
This mat is the ultimate blunt welcome and a clear (and offensive) prerequisite for entry. Featuring the unmissable text, "COME IN! IF YOU'RE NOT A MORON.", this mat is guaranteed to get a laugh from quick-witted friends and a confused stare from... well, you know.
It's an essential piece of sarcastic home decor and an ideal rude novelty gift for anyone who appreciates dark humour and insulting their loved ones playfully. This funny offensive door mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only.
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
