"YOU CAN COME IN IF YOU HAVE SAMBUCA!" Indoor Door Mat
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Lay down the most vital house rule for entry right at your doorstep!
This funny drinking door mat is the ultimate sarcastic welcome for anyone who knows that good times—and good hosting—start with a very specific contribution. Featuring the bold, neon-green text, "YOU CAN COME IN IF YOU HAVE SAMBUCA!", this mat is guaranteed to get a laugh from party guests and immediately set a fun, slightly demanding tone for your home.
It's an essential piece of rude home decor for your bar area, hallway, or man cave. This mat makes the ideal drinking humour gift for cocktail lovers, party hosts, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic humour. The mat is durable, making it perfect for high-traffic areas, and includes a non-slip rubber base for safety during those energetic gatherings. This mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only (preferably near the shots cabinet!).
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!