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I STILL OWE JESUS A FIVER! Funny Old Age Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Announce your vintage status with this hilariously sarcastic welcome mat!
This mat is the ultimate rude novelty gift for anyone celebrating a milestone birthday, or simply for those who appreciate a joke about their advanced age. Featuring the bold text, "I'M SO OLD... I STILL OWE JESUS A FIVERR!", this mat is guaranteed to get a massive laugh from friends and family. It perfectly blends religious humour with British currency for a truly unique statement.
It's an essential piece of humorous home decor for your hallway or entryway. It makes an ideal funny birthday gift for a parent, grandparent, or that friend who is eternally ancient. This mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only.
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
